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In 2012 Sarah Palin was featured as a speaker at CPAC.

2013 Ted Cruz introduced Sarah at the CPAC conference.

In 2014 she appeared again.  This time the person introducing her asked the crowd, “Do you love Sarah Palin.”

In 2015 she was introduced by Dakota Meyer, her soon to be ex-prospective son-in-law, who father her illigitimate grandchild and who is now her son-in-law.

The CPAC Conference is happening today in Maryland.  It appears Sarah is just too darn far away to speak.  Losers like Rick Santorum, Carly Fiorina , and Ted Cruz will be speaking, but not Sarah Palin.  Where in the world is sarah palin?

Is she rock running again?

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Maybe she couldn’t find a sitter for Trig?

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Maybe she’s cooking?

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Maybe she’s bailing Track out of prison?

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Maybe she’s bailing Todd out of prison?

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Maybe she’s just lost?

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How many times have we heard Sarah Palin ask, “Do you love your freedom”?  “If you love your freedom, thank a vet!”

Remember when she praised Trump because he would “kick ISIS’s ass”.

 

The Pentagon spokesman revealed that “the casualties in Yemen are being assessed,” adding that AQAP female fighters “ran to pre-established positions as if they’d trained to be ready and trained to be combatants and engage with us. So, some of the enemy killed in combat are in fact female.”

President Trump authorized the operation, the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) learned from an anonymous defense official.

Trump bungled this first operation as Commander-in-Chief. Trump ordered the raid without “sufficient intelligence, ground support or adequate backup preparations,” according to a Reuters report.  When things didn’t go as planned, Trump blamed President Obama, even though he was no longer the Commander-in-Chief. In fact, it has now been confirmed that “The specific operation in question was never presented to or considered by the Obama Admin for approval.”  So Trump lies about military operations as easily as he does the size of his inaugural crowd.

The most amazing thing is that Sarah Palin failed to mention this fallen soldier or her concern for him.  I guess she “thanks a vet” if its good for Trump.  She failed to respect the family of the Muslim soldier killed in the line of duty protecting his fellow soldiers.

 

Now Sarah has failed to thank the family of slain Navy Seals soldier,William “Ryan” Owens.  She has been conspicuously silent about honoring this fallen soldier.

William “Ryan” Owens , along with his SEAL Trident and Basic Parachutist wings, would have been qualified to wear the following awards:

Navy/Marine Corps Medal

Bronze Star w/Combat “V” (2 awards)
Bronze Star
Joint Service Commendation Medal w/Combat “V” (2 awards)
Navy/Marine Corps Commendation Medal (2 awards)
Joint Service Achievement Medal
Navy/Marine Corps Achievement Medal (3 awards)
Combat Action Ribbon
Joint Meritorious Unit Award (2 awards)
Good Conduct Medal (6 awards)
Presidential Unit Citation (3 awards)
National Defense Service Medal
Afghanistan Campaign Medal
Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal
Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
Sea Service Deployment Ribbon (8 awards)
He has been  posthumously awarded the Purple Heart.
John McCain, a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, explained that when an American life is lost, along with other soldiers injured, and a 75 million dollar aircraft,you can’t call the operation a success.
Sean Spicer,on behalf of Trump, said that McCain owed the soldier’s family an apology.  Instead of contemplating the mission and how we could better protect our soldiers, Trump’s focus is to attack anybody who might be less than complimentary.

 


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At least one on-line news source has reported that :

The White House has assured Canada that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will not be appointed as U.S. ambassador to Canada.

A Trudeau government official says that assurance was provided to Canadian officials during Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s visit to the White House on Monday.

“It isn’t Sarah Palin,” the official said.

American officials have not yet made a decision on an ambassador but were leaning to appointing someone who raised money for the Trump campaign.”

Ambassador to Antarctica is looking more and more likely.


Ms. Villa has never even been nominated for a Grammy.  It seems that she will be remembered for her tasteless attire because after several years, she is still a singer who can’t sing.  Sarah Palin is still a celebrity who is no longer a celebrity.  Thus she has to talk about singers who aren’t singers in an attempt to appear to be a celebrity when she is no longer a celebrity.

 

 


In the tradition of “Fake News,” anonymous sources within  the Trump administration have confirmed that the Donald is considering appointment of Sarah Palin as ambassador to Antarctica.  Steve Bannon has revealed that Palin would be ideal for the position for several reasons:

  1.  Her family would be thrilled if she’d move far away.
  2. The is no government in Antartica, so there wouldn’t be any office for Sarah to be elected to and then quit.
  3. The Antarctic Treaty of 1959 prohibits military activities, so Sarah would not be able to cause a nuclear holocaust.

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4.  The population of Antarctica varies between 1000 in the winter and 5000 in the summer.  That population is similar to that of Wasilla, the city that Palin calls home.

5.  There are no libraries in Antarctica so Sarah wouldn’t be tempted to ban books about anything.

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6.  Nobody in Antarctica gets raped.  Men who live in Antarctica would rather keep their pants zipped.  That means there is no need for rape exam kits that Palin could charge women for.

7.  There are no roads in Antarctica, so Palin would have no ability to waste money on a road leading to nowhere.

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8.  There are very few animals in Antarctica, so Palin wouldn’t be able to kill many animals.

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9.  Antarctica has 1,150 species of fungi, about 100 species of mosses, and 25 species of liverworts.  Nobody knows what liverworts is, so when Palin explains what they are, nobody will know differently.


 10.  There is no economic activity in Antarctica, so Sarah couldn’t do damage to the economic systems in place.
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11.  There is no drilling in Antarctica, so when Sarah chants “Drill baby drill” people would tend to think she was advocating the need for a dentist to move to Antarctica.
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12.  It doesn’t really matter if Antarctica is a continent or a country, so Sarah wouldn’t be embarrassed about her ignorance of geography.

13.  There isn’t a hospital in Antarctica, so there would be no logical reason for Sarah to have her next baby there.
14.  It’s too cold in Antarctica to go camping, so Bristol wouldn’t get pregnant again.
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15.  It’s too expensive to keep prostitutes in Antarctica, so Sarah wouldn’t have to avoid any embarrassing massages.
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16.  There  are no reality shows being filmed in Antarctica so Sarah wouldn’t be rejected by any network.
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17.  There are no newspapers in Antarctica, so there would be nothing to read.

18.  There is no Supreme Court in Antarctica, so there would be no need to learn anything about the Constitutional law of Antarctica.

 

 

Some main-stream media has reported that Palin is actually being considered by Trump as his Ambassador to Canada.  

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  Twitter went wild.  Canadians were apoplectic.  The only thing Sarah Palin knows about Canada is how to take advantage of their health care system.

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