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Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian,actress,singer, dancer,

and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her
self-deprecating humour, her wild hair and clothes.
Don’t worry, as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
-Phyllis Diller
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
-Phyllis Diller
 
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shovelling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
-Phyllis Diller


The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
-Phyllis Diller
 
Best way to get rid of kitchen odours: Eat out.
-Phyllis Diller


A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
-Phyllis Diller
 
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
-Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
-Phyllis Diller
 
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
-Phyllis Diller
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
-Phyllis Diller
 
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
-Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
-Phyllis Diller


My photographs don’t do me justice -they just look like me.
-Phyllis Diller
 
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
-Phyllis Diller
 
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.
-Phyllis Diller
 
The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
-Phyllis Diller
 
You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.
-Phyllis Diller

 


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Daily Banter has just released a few choice excerpts of Palin fans’ comments regarding health concerns for Hillary.  The charitable Christian spirit of Sarah’s fans comes shining through in the comments: 

Orry Patton Well good be mad at me if I ask there be no antibiotic for this strain of pnamonia? Ok fine. God please heal her so she can keep killing us off.

Glen Crifasi Put her down, euthanasia has its use

Duvan J Rodriguez God’s punishment, she is evil and will get sick in the presence of good.

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