Sarah Palin, the Heartless Witch, Promotes the NRA In Spite of 17 Dead

 Even Ari Fleischer on Fox News demanded that our legislators enact stricter gun control laws in an attempt to prevent another mass shooting. Sarah Palin and her family not only promote the use of guns, but they advertise their committment to teaching children to love and shoot guns.  The reason that we have these pictures... Continue Reading →

Dakota Meyer Asks The “Most Amazing Woman on Earth” to Pay His Legal Fees

Dakota Meyer may not be very smart, but he is proud.  He was proud when he was awarded the medal of honor.  He was proud of his marriage to Bristol Palin.  He characterized her as "the most amazing woman on earth."  Here's his previous quote from April of 2017: “I couldn’t ask for a better... Continue Reading →

Donald Trump Indictment Bingo-Blackout to Win!

If you were a bingo fanatic, you'd love this new game. It's called Trump indictment bingo.  You win by getting a black-out, meaning that all people on the card are indicted. I already have the new cards Trump Against Humanity, but I just learned about Indictment Bingo.   Last Friday, special counsel Robert Mueller’s team indicted 13 Russian... Continue Reading →

Yo Mama so Stupid… Excellence in Lexophilia

Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.... Continue Reading →

Survey Says: Trump is Worst President in History

George Bush may have previously held the title as the worst president ever. Andy Borowitz reported that: Speaking to reporters at his home, Bush said that he “could hardly wait” until Friday, when he will be officially bounced from the worst-President slot. “I have to admit, I never thought I’d see this day in my lifetime,”... Continue Reading →

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