It’s old news that Bristol Palin has gotten pregnant out of wed lock. The real question is how many times, and how many men fathered her children?
It’s old news that Bristol is engaged, and then not engaged. The real question is who paid for the ring, and why was Sarah seen wearing the ring after the engagement was terminated?
It’s old news that Bristol planned a wedding, and then cancelled the wedding. The real question is whether Bristol ever bought a dress, and whether it was a typical wedding dress or a maternity dress?
It’s old news that Bristol is divorced and not divorcing the father of at least one of her children. The real question is whether Bristol will be working for a living, and if so what will she be doing?
Will she work for Dr. Jack Me-off?
Will she go into business with her friend, the exotic Russian?
Will she go into business with her father?
Will she get a job dancing?
Will she make $250,000 pretending to be an unwed teenager?
It seems that there are only three things of which we can be sure. First, any time Bristol is involved with a man, there is something horribly wrong with the facts as they are reported in the media. Birthdays don’t make sense. Timing of engagements don’t fit with the facts. Children look older than they are supposed to. Second, whatever the truth is, we can be sure that Bristol will sell pictures of herself and her children to the media. The third thing is that Sarah will say whatever she thinks is in her best interest about the development.
Now that Bristol is divorced from Dakota, Sarah is reportedly “flipping out” when Dakota asked Bristol to cover his “attorney fees, expenses and costs through the trial.”
Whatever the development, we can always plan on National Enquirer to report on the story and provide pictures. No doubt, next week’s edition will be reporting that Sarah is flipping out about Bristol’s recent engagement to an alien,