Rudy Giuliani Invited as Keynote Speaker at Fake News Symposium


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Donald Trump added that beakon of reason and temperance, Rudi Giuliani, to his legal team to bring sanity to the otherwise turbulent Trump administration.  Giuliani was an attorney for Trump for less than a week when he set Sean Hannity straight about the $130,000 payment by Michael Cohen to Stormy Daniels.  Giuliani made news when he announced that the President knew of the payment to Stormy Daniels, and that Cohen was reimbursed by the Trump.

Giuliani was indicating that Trump was making Fake News when he said he didn’t know about the payment to Stormy Daniels.

Giuliani was also indicating that Michael Cohen was simply making Fake News when he indicated that he used funds from his own home equity line to make a $130,000 payment to porn star Stormy Daniels on Trump’s behalf.  Giuliani was directly contradicting Cohen’s statement that “The funds were taken from my home equity line and transferred internally to my LLC account in the same bank,” Michael Cohen said in a statement.

US bank-fraud statute makes it illegal to “obtain any of the moneys, funds, credits, assets, securities, or other property owned by, or under the custody or control of, a financial institution, by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises,” and carries a maximum penalty of 30 years in prison or a million-dollar fine.

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The Fake News Symposium   will be held at Mar a Lago on Juliy 4, 2018.  The President himself has already spent tax payer dollars in excess of 13 million dollars on trips to Mar a Lago, so he is hoping nobody will notice the additional expense of funding this symposium for some of his closest friends. 

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People attending include Sarah Palin,

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Todd Palin and unidentified women,

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Roy Moore,.

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Rob Porter.

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and the Gastroenterologist in Chief, Harold Bornstein.

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Rudy Giuliani has been invited to appear as they key note speaker at the event, given his unriveled ability to identify and to generate Fake News.

Kellyanne Conway will appear at the Symposium as the expert on “alternative facts.

Anthony Scaramucci will give a lecture on Source Remorce.

Sean Spicer will give a presentation on the importance of keeping a sense of humor while reporting Fake News.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will conclude the symposium with her tips on explaining the inexplicable.

Participants will also be given special training in the art of photoshopping Fake News Magazine  Covers, 

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and Newspaper headlines.

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  1. Rudy has never appeared to be a bright person. He seems a well connected mob corrupt ny mayor and typical liar.

    I am pleased that Senator John McCain has finally spoke out about his regrets selecting sarah palin this last week. He also said he did not want trump at his funeral too.

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