Having spent hours watching Trump’s State of the Union Address, news commentary following, and the Democratic response, it was all I could do to stay awake. The only thing remarkable about Trump’s remarks was how long they lasted, and how many times Trump applauded his own remarks, clapping over the microphone. Fact checkers has analyzed the President’s remarks, and reported a variety of claims from “true” to “false”, and everything in between. There was nothing surprising about the President’s remarks. He didn’t mention the Russia investigation and he read the speech from a teleprompter, even though he has previously lambasted politicians who rely on teleprompters.
However the most memorable moment of last night came from Stormy Daniel’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel. It wasn’t what she said the was so memorable. It was the astonishing size of her breasts that everyone will remember. Nobody could focus on what she was saying. We were focused on the size of her breasts!
Is she a freak of nature? Did a surgeon actually find implants that gargantuan? Nobody watching could keep from gawking at the size of her breasts.
The interesting thing is that as time has gone by, Donald Trump seems to have progressed in his preference for women based not on the appearance, age, intelligence, but based on their breast size.
Ivana was his first wife. Her bra size was average enough that it wasn’t worth reporting.
Marla Maples was his second wife, who appeared to be slightly bigger than Ivanka. Her bra size is reported to be a 32 D.
Melania, his third wife, was noticeably bigger than his two previous wives. Her bra size is reported to be a 34D.
The alleged affair with Stormy Daniels occurred after his marriage to Melania. Without doubt the biggest difference in Trump’s women is their cup size. Stormy is reported to have a 36DD cup size.
It seems Donald Trump’s philosophy of life is “Go big or go home!”
Certainly there is no suggestion that Trump chooses his women based on intellectual distinction, or any other personality trait.