For some time Sarah has been embarrassed by Track, her first born son. Initially there was the resemblance to an old flame.
Then there was the amputation that was embarrassing for both Track and Sarah.
There was the family brawl in which Track fought somebody but it wasn’t clear who won. There was the hitting and kicking of his baby-mamma which he clearly won, but the indication was that the woman was at a disadvantage because she was with child and not in her best fighting shape. Even during Sarah Palin’s Alaska, it seemed that Track was an embarrassment, rather than a contributing member to the grifter family. In the introduction they had to use photos of Track rather than actual footage.
Then there was the divorce before Sarah had time to give a wedding party.
Now with the recent beating of Todd’s ass, Sarah has finally decided to quit being Track’s mom, It’s just too darn hard, and nobody pays her a dime for being his mother.
Sarah was going to give a speech about resigning, but she was afraid nobody would show up.
Sarah is contemplating writing a second edition to her Christmas book.
The new chapter might be a self-help guide to disowning your children just in time for the holidays.