Trump to Corker: “My Dick is Bigger Than Yours”


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Donald Trump didn’t really say that…but he sure implied it.  Certainly when he commented about “little Marco”, there was a suggestion that he was referring to something other than his height.

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Imagine the absurdity of the President of the United States comparing the size of his dick to anyone who might challenge him!  As absurd as it seems, it appears that is exactly what Trump is doing to Senator Bob Corker.  Trump responded to Corker’s criticism by calling him “liddle” Corker.  Think about this.  When the Senate Head of the Foreign Relations Committee indicates the President is unstable and might bring us to WWIII, Trump responds by impugning the size of Bob Corker’s penis.

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Imagine the absurdity of Trump suggesting he has the highest IQ of anyone.

Imagine the absurdity of the President talking about how really rich he is or how he will be the greatest jobs President ever.

Imagine the absurdity of the President stating that he would be the healthiest President ever!

Imagine the absurdity of the President stating that he had more people at his inauguration than previous Presidents.

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Imagine the absurdity of Trump promising to create the best health care system for America of any country in the world.

Imagine the absurdity of Trump declaring that he is the “. “I’m the most militaristic person.”

Imagine the absurdity of Trump saying that “nobody builds walls better than me.

Who would say that he knew the best negotiators around that nobody else has heard of.

Imagine the absurdity of Trump saying that nobody would be tougher on ISIS than he would be.

Trump has marveled at his amazing hurricane relief efforts. He said:

We are doing a great job,”

“We did a great job in Texas, a great job in Florida, a great job in Louisiana.

Trump said he has the  best plane.

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Imagine the absurdity of Trump saying  that nobody has more respect for women than he does, after declaring his adeptness at grabbing women in the pussy.

Trump says his buildings get higher rent.

Everything he owns is the best, biggest, hottest. His apartment: “There may be no other apartment in the world like it.” His yacht: “probably the most beautiful yacht ever built.” His living room: “While I can’t honestly say I need an eighty-foot living room, I get a kick out of having one.” And his third wife, Melania: “considered by many, including me, to be one of the most beautiful women in the world.”

In Donald Trump’s world everything he touches is golden.  He explains that:” I encountered a world where bragging is breathing and insulting is talking, where repetition and contradiction come standard, where vengefulness and insecurity erupt at random.”

The only thing Trump hasn’t declared to have that is bigger and better than everyone else is his large colon.

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That’s probably the one thing that we’d all agree he does have…the ability to store more fecal matter than any previous President.

 

 

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  1. Based on Trump’s increasing girth, he probably hasn’t been able to see below his rib cage for the past decade or two.

    And the gold? I’ll repeat what a precious metals dealer told me about gold plating. Solid gold can be valuable. Gold plated is more or less worthless on jewelry because it is very thin. He went on to explain that one ounce of gold could cover a couple of football fields. So like Trump’s orange face and gold hair, all of the gold in his buildings is just a worthless cover to hide reality.

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