Trump Fails Intelligence Test Queen Of England to Trump: Riddle me this… Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen. “Your Queenship, “ he asked her. “I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you – how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” replied Her Majesty, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Trump frowned. “But how do you know the people around you are really intelligent?” he asked. “Oh, that’s easy” the Queen replied. “You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle”. She pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Theresa May in here.” The Prime Minister walked into the room. “You called for me, Your Majesty?” “Answer me this, if you would, Theresa. “ the Queen said. “Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?” Without pausing for even a second, Theresa May answered, “That would be me.” “Yes! Very good,” said the Queen. Trump went back home, returned to the White House and the very next day called for Mike Pence to come and see him. Pence duly trotted in to the Oval Office “Mike, answer this for me,’ said the Don. “Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?” “I’m not sure,” said Pence. “Let me get back to you on that one. Pence went panicking off to his advisers and asked everyone, but none of them could give him an answer. The next night, as it happened, Pence ran in to Hillary Clinton in a restaurant. By now, desperate for an answer to give to his tyrannical boss, he approached her – much to her surprise. “Hillary, I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye but I would really appreciate it if you could answer this riddle for me “Sure, Mike “Hillary said. “I’m not one to hold a grudge. What is it?” “Thanks, said Pence,” It’s this. Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?” Hillary answered right back, “That’s easy, it’s me!” Pence smiled, “Thanks!” Pence then went back to speak with Trump. “Say, boss, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Hillary Clinton.” Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled at him. “No, you idiot! It’s Theresa May!” … AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE. https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029447274 Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 5 thoughts on “Trump Fails Intelligence Test” Add yours Trump goes to a restaurant and eats the menu, rather than the food it describes. That is how literal and spiritually immature he and fundamentalists and conservatives are. He misses all metaphor, image and meaning. LikeLike Reply This is 2000% why they are ratted on for being stupid and blind and ignorant – they refuse to see, and “can’t see their own blindness”. And it all goes back to their belief that Jesus died for their sins – they are literally eating the menu and missing the meal, or, the message!! LikeLike Reply Figurines, I agree! That’s why there are so many leaks…because nobody can believe how stupid and corrupt the people are who are running the country! LikeLike If this was a true story, there would be broken smart phones in the Trump bathroom and a people getting fired for not giving him the answer. He doesn’t do any work, nor does he do any research. He just makes stuff up, plays golf, and eats. LikeLike Reply That was Hillary-ous. Thanks for laffs. LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.