Kellyanne Conway Explains the Origin of Covfefe With Alternative Facts

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“This morning during a radio interview, Conway explained that Trump was referencing a tiny country in the Middle East that Steve Bannon was telling him about called the Islamic Republic of Covfefe. Most scholars and even cartographers haven’t heard of Covfefe, Conway conceded, but that’s because most scholars and cartographers “go to liberal indoctrination schools” where the “maps are all government issued or funded.”

“Covfefe is a very real, very scary place,” Conway told the show’s host, “and in fact, several of the perpetrators of the Bowling Green Massacre were immigrants from Covfefe.”

Ms. Conway was referring to a terror attack that had gone largely unreported until after Trump took office. Some have posited that the press coverage of the Bowling Green Massacre was so spartan because it, in fact, didn’t actually happen. Conway didn’t get into that issue, and instead focused her comments on the Bowling Green terrorists having come from Covfefe.

“In Covfefe,” Conway explained, “there are these large gangs, and the biggest gang has this leader named Jabba the Hutt. He lives in a big, luxurious palace. He keeps women enslaved, dancing half-naked for his delight. Covfefe is a dangerous, scary place. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy outside the West Wing or Oval Office.” Conway insisted that Trump didn’t haphazardly and clumsily half-tweet a whining accusation of unfair treatment by the press. Instead, she says that he was about to tell the world about why Covfefe’s role in the Bowling Green Massacre justifies Trump’s embattled so-called “Muslim ban.” The executive order he signed restricting travel into the U.S. from six Muslim majority countries has been routinely smacked down by federal district courts, but Conway says that’s because none of the judges in those cases have had access to the file on Covfefe’s organized crime rings.

“Here’s the truth,” Conway said, “the totally constitutional and lawful travel ban is justified regardless. But it’s extra-super-duper justified when you realize the bastards who attacked us at Bowling Green came from a Muslim majority country that no one has heard of before. We need to not only have the full ban reinstated, we need to add the dangerous and hostile nation Covfefe added to it.”



Kellyanne Conway has a history of explaining all things Trump in a way nobody else could.

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  1. It’s common knowledge you don’t need a law degree to be a Supreme Court judge. One of the issues the anti federalist had with the US Constitution was the large influence given to the judiciary. Since the Presidents term has been limited to 8 years the federal judges should be limited to 20 years maybe 15.


  2. it’s a code for the Russians, right in front of our faces!!! he’s duping us all intentionally. the elephant is in the kitchen!! CIA & NSA need to get on this!!




  3. Hard to believe she is only 50. She looks like a piece of coal. And a centarian.

    Withdrawing from the Paris accord will result in the whole planet looking like the barren trauma, the tarmac, that is kellyannes face.


      1. Indeed, good moisture, sleep, clean air and water. And when you wake up? Try to survive the news of Our Country being held hostage by crooked trump and his gang of mobs and scientologist. Other than that? Find and Support good people.


  4. I sincerely hope that our military and law enforcement will soon remove crooked ugly trump and his nasty dirty crooked gang from our buildings and charge them with treason and espionage. Each and Every one of them committed the ultimate crime against Americans. May a thousand camels fart in their face.


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