Sarah Palin is NOT in a Coma from a Car Accident!


It has been reported that Grandma Palin was in a coma after a car accident.  The story has been shown to be untrue.  However the real question is why would anyone believe the story.  Possible explanations are:

  1.  People in a coma can’t talk, so somebody was hoping Sarah would stop talking.

2.  The last time anyone heard her speak, there was suspicion of brain damage.

3.  Some of the last pictures seen of Grandma Palin depicted a head injury.

After that head injury she was seen wearing items made of cloth,but typically found on tables, not worn on the upper torso.  Thus there was further speculation of a head injury.

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4.  Palin has been known to be a bad driver.

5.  People in a coma are often treated with steroids, and Palin has been looking like a patient on steroids.

 

 

10 thoughts on “Sarah Palin is NOT in a Coma from a Car Accident!

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  1. Mayhaps Snowgrift Snoozie went full-Zombie on her family. Not saying that would be a good thing fo………….hell, that’s exactly what I’m saying.

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  2. Is la Palin naturally cross-eyed or is this a natural reaction to stress? I believe I have seen Barstool Palin make similar expressions.

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  3. Palin was last seen arguing with doctors at a hospital in Alaska. She insists she is in a coma with broken bones and needs to be admitted. She had a copy of the internet article to justify her demands. Updates as they come in…..

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  4. Steven Colbert had some “useful explanations” of trump that could apply to our sarah too!!. #LovelovelovestevencolbertCBS #Co^kholster.

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  5. Would she be covered if the accident were a result of rape and domestic violence? Maybe she was enroute to the hospital for a C-Section?
    THEN SHE’D BE SHIT OUT OF LUCK!!!!

    HOW MUCH DOES PAUL RYAN HATE HIS MOTHER TO DO THIS TO WOMEN??HOW MUCH DOES PAUL RYAN HATE HIS MOTHER TO DO THIS TO WOMEN??HOW MUCH DOES PAUL RYAN HATE HIS MOTHER TO DO THIS TO WOMEN??

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  6. Palin is in love with money and the sound of her own bloviations. She cares for people only for the amount of money that can be made from using them. Plus, she is a quitter. All this and more can be seen from iowa.

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