Lexophilia-What is it, and Why are you laughing?


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Venison for dinner again?  Oh deer!
How does Moses make tea?  Hebrews it.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d
never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.
I didn’t like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because shecouldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro – what a rip off!
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

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  1. Enjoyed this!! One of my grandsons (15) is really into puns and he catches me off guard so often with my comments. A fun/pun way to look at life.

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