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At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!
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On all your check stubs, write, “For Sexual Favors”
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Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
(At our age, who can SKIP?)
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With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
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When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
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When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
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Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go….’
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Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
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And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favorite…
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Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, “There’s no paper in here!”
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malialitman
Thank you for warming the cockles of my heart!
(In grey dreary barely still blue MN.)
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laurensd1,
Thanks for reading!
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HA!
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Love, love, love it! Thanks!
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katzkids,
Me too! Thanks for reading!
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Lawdy I’m gonna be getting to that stage before too many years. Hope I keep my sense of humor. 🙂 That was some phunny stuff.
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mike,
I think that we can all relate! If we can’t laugh at ourselves, then it’s our loss!
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If it weren’t for the fact that someone might actually believe me, I’d wander around with a huge stuffed bear and ask people if they thought my Prozac was working.
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zoe loft,
That would be with it!
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OK, I won’t admit to doing this. Hide in the bushes along as street where drivers exit a car wash. Pop the freshly cleaned cars with a paintball gun.
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aj,
What’s the worst that could happen?
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Ok I’m in. I loved the movie Cocoon. Forever young. So try going to a retirement community and no one under 55 is allowed. Everyone is actually behaving like this? Welcome to Sun City Arizona. Fox No News only fake news is the station and Trump is their salvation.
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