Sarah Palin Proclaims God Voted for Trump!

Thank God that he appears to Sarah Palin so she can tell us what he is thinking, how he is voting, who he’s endorsing, what part of the planet he doesn’t care about, what animals he created that he thinks weren’t worth saving, and which people shouldn’t get health care so it doesn’t matter if they die!  Sarah has finally shared with us what she has known all along.  God wanted Trump to win!  Palin said she’d seen his involvement “first hand.”


Thank God Sarah Palin endorsed Trump so long ago to ensure that voters would do God’s work.

Since God is God, I guess he doesn’t have to apologize to…

  1.  the disabled:

2.  women:

3.  Hispanics

4. Muslims

5.  people with medical problems

6.  the entire world.


If God is responsible for the election of Trump, didn’t he know that Trump was going to pick Steve Bannon as his most trusted adviser?  What was God thinking:?  Didn’t God know that some of the headlines of Breitbart, while Bannon was in charge, included these headlines:

“Bill Kristol: Republican Spoiler, Renegade Jew,”

“There’s No Hiring Bias Against Women in Tech, They Just Suck at Interviews,”

“Gabby Giffords: The Gun Control Movement’s Human Shield,”

“Planned Parenthood’s Body Count Under Cecile Richards Is Up to Half a Holocaust,”

“Birth Control Makes Women Unattractive and Crazy,”

“Roger Stone: Huma Abedin ‘Most Likely a Saudi Spy’ With ‘Deep, Inarguable Connections’ to ‘Global Terrorist Entity,’”

“After the Pulse Club Massacre, It’s Time for Gays to Come Home to the Republican Party,”

“The Solution to Online ‘Harassment’ Is Simple: Women Should Just Log Off,”

“Data: Young Muslims in the West are a Ticking Time Bomb, Increasingly Sympathizing with Radicals, Terror,”

“NAACP Joins Soros Army Plotting DC Disruptions, Civil Disobedience, Mass Arrests.

Wasn’t God listening when Bannon’s wife swore, under oath, that her husband was anti-Semitic, that her husband wanted to keep his daughters out of a certain school because he did not like Jews.

Did God forget that Bannon, via Breitbart, led the alt-right/white supremacist/Ku Klux Klan messaging effort that helped put Trump in office and has led to the worst outbreak of hate attacks America has seen in recent memory.

I’m worried about God.  Maybe he needs medical attention for a pre-existing condition and his insurance carrier has denied coverage!



8 thoughts on “Sarah Palin Proclaims God Voted for Trump!

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  1. The God I trust and believe in does not vote. But if he did? He would vote for peace. What I did not realize is how many so called conservative political science majors are scientologist members and in paramilitary type behavior worldwide. I did not attend the guns shows every weekend so I am out of the loop.


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