Who knows what Dr. “CBJ” is doing now that Sarah Palin is done having babies? In the past it was clear that CBJ reported things that weren’t true, or at least inconsistent with Bristol and Sarah’s account of the birth of Trig. Thus the following is not factual. It was January of last year that Immoral Minority reported that Dr. CBJ ended her greater than 30-year tenure as a family physician to work full-time for Alaska CARES, the Providence-owned child advocacy center in Anchorage, where she has worked part-time since 2005. Interestingly, Alaska CARES is a center to provide care for abused children, and because CBJ has worked there since before the 08 election, it is the subject of much speculation how Sarah Palin and/or Trig and/or Bristol initially came into contact with CBJ.
I am simply imagining what CBJ might say to Sarah if she wrote her a letter.
I saw your facebook post with pictures of the cut above your eye. Give me a break! Hillary was nowhere near you and if she had wanted to hurt you, she could have done a better job than that.
I’m not making up any more stories for you! First you made me look like a fool with that Trig story. Then there was the family brawl when I had to stitch up Track but you made me do it in your kitchen. Then that snowmobile story was almost…almost…as unbelievable as the birth of your fifth. Then you couldn’t even remember where Trig was supposedly born!
I refuse to defend your wild stories any more! This latest is so unbelievable that only a doctor who never intended to practice again would defend you.
If you cut yourself jogging where’s the dirt or mud? Why no abrasions on your hands, elbows or knees? For God’s sake did you change clothes into your hospital garb before you went to the hospital? Do you always go jogging with eye-make up on? Simple logic would tell an ordinary person that if you fell and hit your head, and not your hands, elbows, or knees, and hit head first you’d probably hit your cheek bone first, not your forehead. And, where are the scrapes and scratches on you cheek? What a crock of it. I’m not backing you up on this story. You don’t pay me enough!
Just wear one of your wigs with bangs for a few days, and nobody will notice.
I haven’t received my last month’s payment. I know you aren’t hauling in the bucks like you used to, but our deal isn’t dependent on your revenue stream. I refuse to keep providing “obstetric and gynecological care” to your girls if you fall behind on your payments.
I know that cocaine is your drug of choice, and oil drums along snowmobile paths are your favorite place to partake.
However I got a letter in the mail from US Surgeon General this week. Don’t panic. Nobody has proof that you have a drug problem. This letter was sent to 2.3 million physicians around the country. The US Surgeon General is asking for the help of American doctors in responding to an “unprecedented” epidemic of opioid abuse and deaths.
Between 2013 and 2014, deaths from synthetic opioids skyrocketed by 79%, according to a new CDC report released Thursday. I’m sure your family is partly to blame for that increase!
Sarah I’ve done what I can for you to help with the charade that Trig is your son. That didn’t cause a death. It was just …frankly…embarrassing for me to act like I told you it would be alright with me for you to get on a flight from Texas to Alaska, when you were pregnant with your fifth child, that we knew would have problems, after your water broke. Now, with this realization that opioids are responsible for so many deaths, it is important that you tell your family they should retreat, and stop reloading. Whoever hit you, did they know who you are? Did they know that people at Mat Su will say anything to tell the story you want to tell?
You know that now I only care for abused children, so if I can help with any of yours, feel free to call. However, I’m putting you on notice, that from now on you’ll have to get your prescriptions from someone else, somebody will have to defend your story about getting hit by a rock, and I won’t consider taking payment from SarahPAC any more!
PS. Tell Todd I have a sprinkler system in my house, and I don’t fly my own private plane.