Sarah Palin’s Head Injury Explains Everything

In Sarah’s latest Facebook post she provides her supporters with a close-up picture of an injury!  Here’s the pictures:

palin injured

While I’m sure that her head hurt, it is amazing that Sarah is so obviously desperate for attention that she posted a close-up view of a bloody cut above her eye.  It seems that the cut was treated with super glue and did not require stitches.  In the picture on the bottom right, it is clear that the only real cut is above the eyebrow, and any blood below the eye simply ran down her face.

Leave it to Sarah to try to make her injury about politics.  Her commentary isn’t that she fell while running. She somehow tries to tie her injuries to Hillary.

The only thing Palin accomplished by this post is to convince anyone reading that if her logic seemed difficult to follow, she now has a head injury to explain her inability to think clearly.  The post makes no sense.  Instead of simply saying I fell and hurt my head, Sarah suggests that …wait I don’t know what her point is?  It doesn’t make sense.  Here is what she said:

“Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies

Aww, c’mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission…. for weeks on end… whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.

And you’re MISOGYNIST for questioning a female’s fitness. Good t

nd you’re MISOGYNIST for questioning a female’s fitness. Good thing media didn’t hound the crap out of ’08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I’d guess them to be hypocrites.

Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)

Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks “what happened?” I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.

– Sarah Palin”

For a long time it was hard to imagine a reason that a public figure would be unable to speak in sentences, make a point, or support a point through logical reasoning.  Now we understand.  It is a head injury!  Of course we feel sorry for anyone who suffers from a head injury and can’t think straight.  Following the recent injury, I have more questions than answers:

  1.  How many times has Sarah received a head injury in the past?
  2. Who took her to the hospital?
  3. Did she really suffer a head injury as a result of a can thrown at her by Todd?


4.  Was she rescued by an anonymous snowmobile good Samaritan?

5.  Were Piper and Willow laughing at her?

willow and piper at hospital

6.  If Sarah fell while Rock Running why didn’t she hurt her knees, elbows, and/or shoulder?

7.  Why wasn’tt here dirt or mud on her clothes and face?  Obviously the picture was taken before her face was cleaned up.

8.  Were drugs involved?

9.  If she hurt herself as described, where are her glasses, how badly were they damaged, and why don’t we see the impression of the ear piece on the side of her head?  Why isn’t there an injury to the inside of her nose when the glasses would have been pushed into her nose when they impacted with the ground?

10.  I thought Rock Running was something people did underwater?  Surely the water in Alaska is too cold to rock run?


11.  What the hell does Sarah’s injury have to do with Hillary Clinton?


hillary laughing blue


37 thoughts on “Sarah Palin’s Head Injury Explains Everything

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    1. Anony,
      You are clearly right! I read her post about seven times and still couldn’t understand the point she was trying to make about Hillary. The only thing that seemed a possibility would indicate she was sorry Hillary had been treated so badly by the press, and obviously that’s not what she meant.


  1. Looks like a notoriously bad Olympic wannabe fell off the end of a bridge.
    The Bridge To Nowhere….

    Or Tawd’s finance committee came collecting again.
    They couldn’t find him becasue he was carousing at the state fair.

    Or, she snorted Todd’s last fat line off the oil drum and he clocked her.

    Or Track’s welcome home party went terribly wrong when Sarah asked him to pick up the paper plates. Track was so drunk he thought his gun was a bat.

    Or she tried to take Dakota’s flask away before breakfast.

    Anyway, Sarah should not attempt Vicodin sermonettes when she is “tiched” in the head..
    Maybe not ever.


  2. Serious doubts about any kind of a fall. My bet is that Toady, Trackmarks, or Trig finally had enough of her “BULLSHIT” and smacked her with something hard.


  3. Malia,
    I had to read this several times before I believed it. Do you think the whole Palin “family” got into a massive fight throwing cans at each other?????


  4. This isn’t an anti-Hillary comment, but I wonder why Hillary has problems with speech and mobility at times. I wish she would be open about that and not like “end of term Raegan.”


    1. What problems with speech and mobility? I’ve seen a lot of Hillary on tv lately, but I never noticed any problems. I wish I were half as articulate and mentally sharp as she is, and I’m twelve years younger.

      I’ll grant you she is a bit overweight, but no more so than Mr. Trump and many others in their age group.

      Anything Trump says is just projection. If he’s attacking Hillary about her health, it just means he has yuuuge health issues that he wants to hide. Nothing more and nothing less.

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    2. That’s strange, Juuuss, since i’m retired I watch a lot of news and have NEVER seen Hillary having problems with speech OR mobility.


    3. How are James and Linda Mangelsdorf doing healthwise? You are stressing them out by living rent-free in #208. Go find a job and stop stalking Gryphen and Malia. From the looks of your obesity, Alicia, you had better get out for exercise more often.


  5. Bizarre — at best. I think Palin must have posted the photos to get out there first with a story before someone in the press saw her bruise/bump. It’s almost funny that this is what S.P. must do to stay in the spotlight.

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  6. I am mystified how did Sarah Palin ended up on an Amsco Delivery 4 Birthing Table? See the photo of the Belmont girls with Sarah laid out, check the table. That is one of the funniest coincidences yet.


  7. Dumb idiot got drunk and hit her head on the fireplace rocks behind her…If you fell outside in the rocks would a NORMAL person come in a clean the blood off their face..Must have happened a few days ago when she called in to Fox about Trumps immigration change. Maybe she was so pissed she threw a can and it boomerangedLOL back in her face..


  8. Malia – Sarah’s injury is consistent with ‘scope eye’, not falling “face first” on a rocky trail, which is what rock running is. She was probably shooting one of Dakota’s weapons, laying prone with her bulbous head too close to the rifle, and when she shot it, the rifle kicked back, with the scope hitting her. Scope eye is defined as “a condition caused by keeping one’s eye too close to the scope of a rifle when firing. The kickback forces the scope into the shooter’s eye, leaving a nasty bruise.” Even the shape of the injury on her forehead is a round shape like the end of a rifle scope!

    Since Sarah wants everyone to think she is still a runner and exercises, she came up with the rock running story instead of what actually happened. Sarah is too low on brain cells to consider if she had been rock running, or running on a trail, and had “crashed and burned face first” like she claimed, she would have had more injuries, not only to her face, but to her hands, arms, and legs. The reason Sarah had a photo of her eye injury taken in front of her fireplace is because she was probably at home when the injury happened, not outdoors rock running.

    The purple eye shadow is a nice touch and goes well with Sarah’s mascara! Is that sloppy dressed person in the one photo Dr. Jack Meoff’s nurse and did she have to sign a non-disclosure agreement? At least that person had the wherewithal to put on gloves. What are those things on Sarah’s ear lobe? What is the purpose of those?

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  9. Why would she go to the DR? I thought she came from a tough family, no way in my family would anyone drive into town for that. A simple cleaning and liquid bandage is all you need.


  10. 8/28, Todd and Sarah were in SBS, Wasilla at 2:pm. She wore shorts, tee shirt and flipflops, no bruising, no scrapes, NO black eye. Those pictures are either old or fakes.
    it was very busy at that time, and other customers did notice them. Husband says he would not have recognized her without Todd, no makeup, no bouffant, very plain Jane.
    I had just seen the pics on IM when He told me my favorite couple had been in. Asked him if she had a black eye. (being deaf as a post, he heard “was she with a black guy?” LOL.
    The security system is on 24/7, so it was video recorded.


  11. not to LOL at her (ok, i’m lying) but that SHINER she has is amazing! Oh, she’ll have to invest in purple, green and then yellow eye shadow for the other side! LOL

    But what are those little flesh-colored squares on her ear? Did she perhaps fall because she was recovering from some type of anesthesia from a “treatment” on her sagging ear?

    I’m very unhappy with Mrs. Trump-wannabe lately. So IMHO, she is beginning to get her just desserts.


  12. It’s pretty obvious that one the elastic tie-down straps on her Belmonts let loose and snapped her in her good eye. She’s still wearing them while on the slab. They don’t call it ‘crazy glue’ for nothing!


  13. Something’s not right with her injury. If you look at the brusing across her eyelid and also the yellow bruising around the point of impact where it was bleeding – these pictures obviously weren’t taken on the same day.

    The bruising comes later – usually the next day and the yellowish/purple coloring indicates more than one day – you’ll see the yellowish hue when the injury has been healing for a few days.

    The injury looks like someone who may have been wearing a ring popped her in the face – a ring could cause the entry wound – yea, the crazy has escalated with her. Her odd post is troubling – she appears to be in a confused state – even more than ever before.

    I’m sure this injury is a result of someone’s fist and 2 of those pictures were taken long after – creepy ass people in that house.


  14. One other theory that is probably he most plausible – after looking at the odd round shape of the swelling and what appears to be a tiny, pinpoint entry wound – it suddenly made perfect sense! That is a Botox FAIL! There’s no glue that I can see Malia – look closely – the injury area is exactly where a Botox injection would go – the weird round swelling is the combination of Botox and blood – hahaha – that crazy fool got a BAD Botox injection!! LMAO


  15. First, Jesus Of Nazareth – now this.

    Governor Period Face

    Thanks for giving the internet Hepatitis-C, Sarah.

    Watch her declare a War On Rocks.

    A stack of newspapers would have broken her fall.

    Sure hope no brain stuff got in.

    Did she miscarry?


  16. I was an eye witness to this crime. I went into the kitchen and saw a rotten tomato with a wig on it laying on the floor. I then noticed a pile of twigs covered with boiled chicken skin. Then it started screeching and made lip smacking sounds.

    Todd was in the corner screaming a track. He had a hammer in his had. Todd was so pissed off that track dented a can of soup on Sarah’s head,I thought he was going to kill him.

    Todd calmed down and calmly explained how to use a hammer. It’s a beautiful thing watching a father pass down life long skills. There is the right tool for every job and you can wash off a hammer in the sink.

    Sarah laughed it off like a lunatic in a strait jacket coming out of solitary after a month. Trust me I know what that feels like.

    Things are almost back to normal. Todd is cleaning up the wound with such care. If he really tried the dent may come out of the soup can. We can only pray. You have to place your trust in Todd


  17. When I fall down on rocks or pavement, I get abrasions on my hands and knees. Because instinct causes you to attempt to break your fall. Someone struck her.


  18. i just ran this by a proctologist who specializes in making a diagnosis from looking at a picture. her analysis disproves the “dirt” around sarah’s eye theory and dr. doody is convinced it is just shit.

    she wants you to notice the puffiness of the area which indicates pressure from within trying to push out. based on the analysis dr. doody has done, she has determined that sarah has an anal fistula which shouldn’t be surprising since it is and has been apparent for a long time that sarah has shit for brains!

    there you have it. a professional diagnosis from dr. doody, a trained medical professional.


  19. dr. doody just contacted me again and said she had felt pressured to get out her last diagnosis because a limo was waiting downstairs to pick it up for publication. however, she wanted everybody to know she had done a thorough analysis of the picture and might have left some important information out.

    while the picture of sarah was cut off just above her nose in an apparent attempt to spite her face, dr. doody saw enough of the downward tilt of sarah’s head to feel confident that sarah had probably thrown up a bit in her mouth and tried not to let it out. it was sarah’s attempt to stifle the technicolor yawn which gave rise to the fistula shown in the picture.

    regardless, dr. doody wants everybody to be assured she can recognize a steaming pile of shit when she sees it.


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