More Warnings from Sarah Palin to Donald Trump!


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Sarah Palin warned Donald Trump that a softening of his stance on illegal immigration might spell disaster for the Trump campaign.  Today, speculation is out of control.  People speculate about the other warnings Sarah Palin has given Trump.

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Some of the warnings people think Sarah should share with Donald are:

  1.  If yur going to photoshop a picture, pay attention to left and write.

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2.  If yur going to decorate a bus, make sure you own the pickchures you put on it.

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3.  I yur usin a pickchure of a disaster use one from a third world country whoze afraid to sue you.

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4.  Don’t plan a wedding if you can’t control the people who are suppoze to marry.

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5.  Don’t talk about your friends until you know who they are.

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6.  Don’t forget to wear gloves.

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7.  If you git a dog, don’t stand on it.  If you do …for God’s sake don’t take a picture of it.

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8.  It’s gud to cook and shoot guns, but don’t do both at the same time.

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9.  Don’t let yur spouse earn extra money on the side.  If they do be sure to pay yur taxes.

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10.  Just don’t talk about American history.  If you get one small thing wrong, the lamestream media will never let you here the end of it.

11.  If you speek about a military conflict, don’t call it a squirmish.

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12.  Don’t pretend to be a hunter, when yur knot…but if you do be sure to get a huntin license first.

13.  Just don’t wave to anyone.

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14.  If a persin calls and says they are the President of anywhere, don’t talk to em till after the election.

15.  Just don’t ever speek to Katie Couric or Jack Cafferty.

16.  If one of yur relatives needs drugs, don’t just say “No.”  Otherwise they might embarrass you by taking a child to a burglary…for the second time.

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17.  Just don’t talk about Ronald Reagan.

18.  Just don’t talk about Africa…its a long way away, there are only Black people there, and they don’t get a vote.

19.  Don’t talk about earmarks.  Nobody cares about your ears.  They are way too focused on your hair.

20.  If you don’t have a cajones to stand your ground, and stop illegal immigrants from coming into the country

then I’ll be the one taking pictures of yur statute.

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21.  Don’t let one of yur kids name there kid the name of your prostitute…and for heaven’s sake, don’t advertise her name on yur liesun plate.

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22. If yur family is prone to fights, make sure the people at any party you go to no who you are!

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23.  If anywon in yur family has to git some part of the body realigned, but sure they do it strait.

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24.  If a man in yur family beats up a woman in the family, either make sure she’s not pregnant, or make sure he marries her first.

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25.  Choose friends that are so repulsive that you look saintly compared to them.

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3 thoughts on “More Warnings from Sarah Palin to Donald Trump!

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  1. Sarah is really starting to wonder if she really will be the vice president. Sarah has been formaly communicating with him with winks, lip smacks and stomach growls. I am not sure the bastard is listening.

    I know she or todd is going to be the vice of something. With all these black miami vice vans around with cops in full armour something is up. She keeps saying splody heads be sploding everytime they take her drugs away at gun point.

    Its time for trump to anoint her vp for the love of todd.

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    1. painchipeater,
      I think he promised her the spot for his third term. He’s already promised the spot to Pence for his first term, and Roger Ailes for the second.

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  2. Is there a reason you’re lying about Sarahs grandkids name and his mom license plate? Dont invent lies and bully people. i can’t respect you for that. His parents know nothing about whores.

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