Warning!!! Don’t Look at the Naked Statute of Trump!

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Images of Donald Trump are hard to visualize even when he is wearing clothes.  However naked statutes appeared in five different states, that were even more repulsive than  the candidate himself.    Early Thursday morning, residents of Cincinnati, New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Cleveland and Seattle woke up, surprised to be confronted with a naked image of Donald Trump. Somebody from New York said:  “NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.”

The statutes were particularly memorable for the signs of chaffing, the lack of testicles, and the remarkably small size of his hands.


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9 thoughts on “Warning!!! Don’t Look at the Naked Statute of Trump!

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  1. Trump loathes anatomical correctness. Melania must have given the sculptors some “inside” info on his shape, texture, and yuuuge-ness. Has Ivanka commented yet? How about Donald Jr., Eric, and Tiffany? What about Lil’ Mikey Pence?

    Six cities, with maybe more to follow. It only takes two cities to make a conspiracy. All of those cities need to be locked up until we can figure what the hell is going on. Once again, The Donald is being treated unfairly. Very, very unfairly. The whole system is rigged. Disgusting. Pathetic. Sad.

    When he’s President, he’ll change the defamation laws and punish all losers and dummies for disasters like this. Believe him. That he can tell you. Honestly. Right? Okay? Or maybe he’s just being sarcastic.


  2. Looks suspiciously like diaper rash. He acts like a spoiled child, so how appropriate would that be. Maybe $carah knows something we do not know, since she just recently mentioned “chappedass”, didn’t she? Now we can say we have seen Mrs. tRump, and Mr. tRump naked. Nothing special about either one, in my opinion.


  3. That cellulite is gross, as is the YUUUUGE gut.

    That statue is THE best picture of dRUMPf yet – der tiny dick fuhrer with no clothes.


  4. The statue in Cleveland was placed in the suburb of Cleveland Heights. It’s an eclectic area near two colleges. Not sure if anyone noticed the statue.

    Oh wait, the police seized it. That makes no sense. The statue is less offensive than the Trump that talks.


  5. As soon as the statues have collected enough pigeon poop, it’ll be time for them to go out on tour. Rotating on platforms in the beds of rusting super duty diesel pickup trucks adorned with red, white, and blue racist spray paint graffiti. Confederate flags waving in the breeze. A loudspeaker blaring The Donald’s RNC speech, complete with dubbed-in Bavarian marching tunes. Drivers wearing pointy white hoods and fondling assault rifles, intent on making America great again. Cruising proudly through red states and congressional districts everywhere. An urgent and dire warning, folks: be careful what you vote for.


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