Children Say the Funniest Things…


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Children Writing About the Ocean

 

The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally prepared.

 

1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6 )

 

2 ) – Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

 

3) – If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Mike , age 7)

 

4) – Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She’s not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

 

5) – A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

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6) – My uncle goes out in his boat with two other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

 

7) – When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

 

8) – Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

 

9) – I’m not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can’t think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

 

10) – Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

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11) – When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

 

12) – Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can’t go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

 

13) – On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

 

14) – The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don’t drown I don’t know. (Bobby, age 6)

 

15) – My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

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  1. I believe it was also radar and more who discussed Hunter Biden’s addiction and another Biden relatives severe anger problem and enrolling in an upscale rehab for anger. Maybe a niece of Joe?

    Personally, no one’s personal life should be discussed by losers online. Esp innocent kids who didnt want fame. Palin and Biden kids are great people. Nothing erases that just because people who don’t know them have no lives. Hunter and Track have great families and strong work ethic. his daughter is such a daddy’s girl and loves seeing her family every week.

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  2. Radar is also who Rosie ODonnells daughter and daughters birth mother sold stories to, fueling their familial war. Her birth mother is nuts and claims Rosie stole her baby. Rosies daughter wants nothing to do with her BM and just needed time away from Rosie to find herself. She likely regrets selling Rosie out for money by saying Rosie is nothing like her public persona and that she lives in her room watching musicals and eating candy she got from the kids rooms. The two have since mended their relationship.

    Radar is pure trash, mostly lies and distortions. I believe that is where the Willow Palin vandalism lie got started where “someone” lied and said Wllow through a party when she didn’t. 3 boys did, and not one of the 150 people in attendance got in trouble.

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    1. Klipstarz,
      What is important about this story is that itis true! They are reporting on actual documents from the Secret Service and OIG!

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  3. Love this!
    P.S. to Klipstarz – not sure what you are babbling about because I didn’t see anything about Hunter Biden or Track or Rosie or Willow Palin in this Kids Say the Funniest things.

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