The Palin Family State of the Union-Compliments of Painchipeater

Malia I thought I would give you a few updates on the Palin family state of the union.

This election is getting rough Trump makes me put an orange mop on my head and orange paint on my face and throws me into the crowd to see if its safe. He calls it terrorist chumming.

I would also like to correct wonkette that Sarah does not drink boonsfarm. She often wears it a rouge to keep her youthful glow and to and to contain her body oder. She drinks American moonshine methed up with a little hot dogs and apple pie. You can see her patrism every time she sticks her finger down he throat.

Things would be much different if that Roger ailes guy didn’t get a new set of glasses when he was working on sarahs last contract. I was at the meeting. Sarah forgot her belmonts and face plaster. She looked a little rough. She actually looked lake a porta poty with two dents in it that sat out in the sun for three days at an Iowa fair.

She screeched like a squeaky door. She smelled like a zoo that went on strike for a month. Her hair could only be described as mold on a petre dish.

When Roger put on his glasses and gas mask he ran out of the room. like an Olympic sprinter. Sarah was so mad she was acting like a cockroach sprayed with raid.

We delicately put her strait jacket on and wisked her out to the cargo van. When she got home we turned the vcr on to watch her favorit movie to calm her down. When “Silence of the Lambs” was over she was passed out with a smile on her face like the Joker in bat man.

Todd is working on a fresh batch of Frankenstien juice to get her through the next election.phase. With a new skin suit and if Trump gets cateracs in both eyes she has a great chance of being the VP.nomination.. If not we have a haz mat operation not seen since chernoble.

So things are going well and that’s nice

Thanks “painchipeater” for the update!

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      1. aj,
        When people respond to a post or comment by calling me ugly or “stupid” it doesn’t bother me. It’s proof that they can’t respond to any fact that I’ve written about.


  1. First thought on the harassment lawsuit. I wonder how many times Palin did him to get her job. Worst reporter at Fox, she must have done a lot of interviews to get hired.


  2. By the time you read this it may be too late. But that would be a good thing. Already 40% of the way there in just a few hours. :-)!!

    Helping the johnstons pay attorney
    Hello everyone we are Levi and Sunny Johnston of Wasilla, Alaska. As we are sure many of you are aware we have been engaged in a long and rather protracted legal battle to retain custody of Levi’s son Tripp. The good news is that it appears the custody situation is settled. The bad news is that we still owe many thousands of dollars in legal fees.

    Unlike some we are not able to raise money through fundraising e-mails or SuperPACS and are instead asking for your help in paying these bills and allowing us to get back to the important job of raising our family.

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  3. Paintchip,

    Can I call you Chip? I does lik ur riting. You shuld be a facebook.

    Glad to no the palin dogpound is so gud.

    urs true,



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