Sarah Palin Declares She Should Be Trump’s V.P. Because She’s a Quitter

Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and Mrs Trump as they sit down  for Pizza at LaFamiglia restaurant  at West  50th and Broadway arrive , Manhattan for a chat with Donald Trump what is rumored to be her asking Donald to be her running mate in her bid to run for President.   Original Filename: DSC_0117A.jpg
It was January of 2011 that Palin and Trump ate pizza together.

It was January of 2016 when Sarah endorsed Trump, because he was the candidate who would remember to keep the main thing, the main thing.  Trump revealed his willingness to say anything necessary to appeal to Palin supporters when he declared:

  1.  Sarah Palin is a person he’s known for a long time.
  2. Palin is a person he’s respected for so long.

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3. Palin has an “incredible husband.”

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4.  Palin has an “incredible family.”

5.  When Trump heard Palin was going to endorse him, he was so honored!  You have no idea how honored he was.

6.  Governor Sarah Palin is a “special, special person.”



Palin demonstrated her disdain for the Republican Party when she said that they “don’t eat their own.”


Now, using similar logic, Sarah Palin gave advice to Trump about how to choose a running mate.  She said that he should pick someone who wouldn’t poison his food.  Her exact words were:

“When choosing a running mate, …I would tell him to find someone who … someone who is not running too, someone who he could serve with who he wouldn’t need a taste test, a food taste-tester around him, you know? You know what I mean?”

The unmistakable conclusion is that Palin recommends two criterion for choosing a running mate:

  1.  Pick someone that won’t poison your food.
  2. Pick someone who is a quitter so you can be sure that person won’t run against you.

Palin qualifies on both accounts.  If she were smart enough to poison food, Todd would have been gone long ago.  Palin would never run against Trump, or if she did, she’d quit before the election.

The GOP seems to be having a hard time locating speakers for the Republican Convention.   Over 50 Republican leaders were asked, and most are not even planning on attending the convention.  It isn’t clear whether they object to being seen with Trump or Palin, or whether they are just afraid to eat the food served.

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  1. Since Taahhd is in the same line of work as tRump’s grandpa was, then it is no surprise he admires him! Incradible family? So many illigitimate babies, so few daddies. $carah IS special – special NEEDS. Two grifters, mutual admiration society. Wait until she discovers what most of us already know, tRump is NOT nearly as wealthy as he claims, plus this run is purely promoting himself. He wants to start his own TV channel, like Murdoch, so maybe $carah is holding her Judge Palin tapes for review? Duh and Ho want their own reality show, also too. Boring as watching paint dry, but easy money, no real work.


  2. Palin was vetted by McCain’s crew back in ’08., but the Trumplers will have to vet her out again before she gets the VP nod. All vaccinations, including rabies, distemper, parvo, and corona.* Double doses for rabies and distemper. De-worming and flea/tick control required. An anti-matting shampoo bath followed by a a gentle but thorough brushing. Forget the blood work and UA, which is sure to reveal doping and all manner of drugs, known and unknown. Give her a bag of anti-tartar breath control chews, and she’ll be ready to storm the stage in Cleveland.

    If Sarah fails the vetting process, God forbid, The Donald has Katrina (“Bullet Lady”) Pierson as backup. An icon of classy feminism. Or Newt (“Doughboy”) Gingrich. You know — the one with the zombie space alien third wife. Or Rick (“Oops”) Perry. Enough said about Ricky.

    * Warning: vaccinations cause autism.


  3. I like the food poisoning part.
    If I ever get to Alaska……
    Not humiliatingly gruesome enough.

    (See, Sarah. I can do passive-aggression too.)


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