In 2008 American woke up to the horror of Sarah Palin becoming the Vice President as a result of the Katie Couric interviews of Sarah Palin. If the Donald taps her I imagine what the 2016 interviews would look like:
2008-What do you read–
2016 Answer: I knew you were goin ta ask me that questun, so here, I’ve saved the last page of everi buk Ive bin readin, an that whey you’d no that I rud the hole thingy. My favurite is the same on Senaturs read:
As fer news papers I’ve cut out picters from all of them to show you what I’ve been readin…..
Are you a feminist?
I’m a feminist, but I dunt have blud comin out of anywhere. I’m a grandma fer God’s sake.
Do you have any foreign policy experience, now that you haven’t served in any position since 2009?
I’ve bin hitchin all over the wurld.
What do you think about the economy?
Everi Americun I’m speakin with …we’r ill about the steak of the economy. Jest luk at mi family …nun r employed. Todd, Track, Willow, Piper, Trig…none of em have jobs. The onli job Brisdul can git iz workin fer that Dr. Jack Me Off, and he do sent need her ful time. She gits bout an hour a day.
What other Supreme Court cases are you aware of besides Roe vs. Wade?
You no Mr. Trump has been involved in 169 lawsuits and not 1 has made it to the US Supreme Court. That tells u somethin.
What is it that the Vice President does?
I dunno, but I no what I’m gunna do. Make the President a blueberry pie
an learn him ta hunt.
No doubt if Palin is Trump’s running mate she’ll have to explain her description of Paul Revere.
Fortunately she’s already got that answer prepared.