Sarah Palin Has Earned The Right to Judge in “Palin Rules”

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TMZ announces Sarah Palin’s new show, “Palin Rules.”  Even though Sarah has no training in law she will be the final arbiter of any issues brought into her court.  The Ex-Half Term Governor has never been a lawyer,  paralegal, a legal secretary, a court reporter, or even a bailiff.  However it is probably the liberal “elite” that would suggest that a judge should have some formal legal training.  Palin has the “common sense” of a person who has herself had the personal experience of being an interested party in civil and criminal courts.  Lawyers simply observe from afar.  Sarah Palin has the first hand experience in court that most lawyers lack.


Her experience in Court relates to the times she has been sued herself.

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Her knowledge of trademark law comes from her own violation of it.

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Sarah is well versed in family law as a result of Bristol’s experience with custody matters involving two different children, with two different fathers.

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Sarah can relate to the emotional trauma of having a close relative arrested on burglary and child endangerment charges.

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Sarah has personal experience with vandalism, dui,  domestic violence, and prostitution.

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Who could forget her “first hand” experience with public intoxication, assault, battery, and endangering a minor?

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She has experienced the devastating effects of arson.

An overnight fire at Gov. Sarah Palin's church, Wasilla Assembly of God, caused an estimated $1 million in damage, and investigators say it could be the work of an arsonist, Saturday, December 13, 2008. (Stephen Nowers/Anchorage Daily News/MCT)

She has experience with tax law.

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Sarah has first hand experience with lawsuits involving trespass when she was mayor. She learned a valuable lesson in that case about the importance of owning property before you build a multi-million building on it.

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She’s had personal experience with suits for wrongful termination,  and ethics violations, of which Troopergate was only one.

Sarah Palin has the real-life experiences that Judge Judy never had.  She is more qualified to be the Judge in a reality show than to be the Vice President of the United States.

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15 thoughts on “Sarah Palin Has Earned The Right to Judge in “Palin Rules”

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  1. Malia — Has her show actually been picked up by a TV network?

    And what addled-headed victims and guilty-until-proven idiots would take the outcome of a case in her court as the sound basis of ANYthing? I smell lawsuits coming down the pike…to a TV channel near you.


  2. Malia,
    I think this is absolutely the most stupid thing that you have ever had to write about. I feel sick every time I read about her.


  3. I don’t think she has a deal…yet. I read somewhere that they plan to make a couple more episodes to try and sell it. It didn’t sell at the Vegas convention. Maybe “reality” show producers realize they already hit bottom with Duck Dynasty, Sarah Palin’s America, and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Probably not, but one can continue to hope.


    1. Deni,
      I hope you’re right! I hope America knows better! The sad truth is that it probably won’t be her lack of education or experience that will be her ultimate downfall, but her declining appearance.


  4. This is just a stepping stoned. Remember when judge Judy was elected to the taco Supreme Court. I bet you didn’t because the media has blocked it all out.

    When I got my law degree it was not from an Ivey league skool. I fought long and hard to find an add in the back of a rolling stone magazine. It took me years to fill out the application and to send in the five bucks. I hope to pay this investment back in the next few years.

    Sarah is not formuliy edjumacated like thinking folks. She re lies on headlines and one liners that the people want to here.

    We shot the first episode the other day. It was about a black drug dealer who pulled out a 10 inch weapon and stole some crack from a white trash chick. Sarah initially was siding with the white trash chick until she saw the 10 inch weapon and sampled the crack and weapon for a few hours.

    The black dude was crying and demanded the death penalty. Sarah sentenced him to three years Sarah service and demanded he would supply her with a pound of evidence a month.

    It’s going to be a long year.


  5. How do you build a network show with a main character who is not going to accept direction and will quit half way through the run?


    1. Jason,
      He is so full of shit! He says whatever he wants and whatever he thinks will get him votes regardless of whether he believes it!


  6. Holy crap Malia, your greatest post ever. You gave this grasshopper goosebumps. That ain’t easy. I don’t always comment but I read everything you write. No more judge Judy, now it’s judge jerky. Let’s see if they can keep her meds straight. HA! Can’t wait.


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