Stupid Sarah Palin Jokes

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Two guys are sitting in a bar, and one guy says to the other, “Sarah Palin is so dumb, it makes me think about some memorable quotes, like…

John Wayne said:

““Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.”

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Bill Cosby said:

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”

Benjamin Franklin said:

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

Bertrand Russell said”

“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”

An anonymous member of the mainstream media said:

“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people like Sarah Palin, who pays no price for being wrong.

“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid, like Sarah Palin.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?


Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative…take Sarah Palin for example.

“I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret… if you have any sense; and if you don’t regret them, maybe you’re stupid, like Sarah Palin.

“Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. Isn’t Sarah Paliin the one who doesn’t read?

Wasn’t it Sarah Palin who said:

“I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid?

“It would be so simple for Sarah Palin to be wise. Whe could just think of something stupid to say and just say the opposite”


Sarah Palin’s belief in God is merely an escapte from her monotonous, stupid and foolish life.

“Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have Sarah Palin as a leader.

Reddd Foxx said:

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

13 thoughts on “Stupid Sarah Palin Jokes

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    1. crystalwolf,
      Yes, it’s outrageous to think she was running for an office and she didn’t even know what her job was! Maybe that’s why she was so disappointed when she and McCain lost because she thought she would have an impressive title and not have anything to do!


      1. She didn’t know what the VP does
        She thought the Queen was in charge of England.
        She couldn’t name a founding father
        She believes some mythical “Department of Law” protects the president
        She believes First Amendment rights means the media can’t criticize politicians for what they say
        She couldn’t think of any Supreme Court decisions she disagreed with other than Roe v Wade
        She believes the Founding Fathers were “quite clear” that the constitution was based on the 10 Commandments
        She believed the Founding Fathers said the Pledge of Allegiance
        She didn’t know what the “Fed” is

        This is a woman who claims to have minored in Political Science in college. Setting aside the fact that any adult, especially one who was a Governor, should not be this clueless about American and world Politics, how is it possible for someone who actually minored in Political Science to not know this very basics stuff?

        (please note that there a lot of other stuff she doesn’t know, but I focused on the things related to Political Science and basics of American History that are related to Political Science).


      2. jk,
        It’s like a comedy routine that nobody would ever believe, No politician, or graduate from elementary school would ever be lacking in such fundamental knowledge!


  1. Sarah Palin should donate her brain to science…. It’s fascinating to see how she deflects questions she can’t answer. And where that memorized script always takes her. She is a real life study in extreme narcissism. Imagine?!? She believed God had chosen “HER” to be the leader of the free world! I don’t think even Dubya believed that he was “chosen” by God,but he certainly was “chosen” by the men behind the green curtain – twice. He knew that.

    She still has that narcissism – calling all attention to herself with her “look at me” graduation for Willow. Wllow looks to be just an excuse for Mommy Dearest to get her picture taken. What kind of disease continually takes the light from her daughters – and son(s) – and refocuses it on herself? And IF her dependents don’t play the roll they are given? Her vengeance is well documented.

    Maybe Todd could auction off her brain on ebay…. I bet there would be some bidders.


    1. Sunnyskies…good comment.

      Definitely an Ebay item for the “watch” list. The little bit of grey matter would probably implode from all of the misfiring.

      And reloading.


  2. Is it possible she is the creation of a writer and actor named Michael Palin? I’m thinking he wanted to create an American version of Monty Python, so he took it to the U.S. theater of the absurd, politics. She is the American version of “The Life of Brian” or “Holy Grail.” Michael Palin knows that a lot of Americans are dumb enough to think she’s real, so her supporters become the proverbial straight man (no pun intended). RAM is probably in on it. She’s a screenplay writer.
    That said, RAM should dump Sarah and work with Palin and company to produce a great comedy movie and Broadway musical.


  3. OT… on Sarah’s FB page, she has a big picture of Willow in a black dress. If you look at her eyes, it looks like there is a big crease between the eye and nose. Did Willow have nose or face surgery too? Looks strange. It is Willows graduation picture. I don’t see how Bristol and Sarah got all their work done without their faces being seen, swollen, etc. Maybe that is what they use their Arizona compound for, surgery recovering and babies…..


  4. Malia —
    Don’t have another place to post this. I didn’t know about this piece of Palin nepotism, but saw this in a credible posting on HuffPo. We have to stop Joe Miller from ever getting another govt. position of any kind, even dog catcher:

    “Shortly after the Alaska Legislative Council undertook its investigation of Troopergate, Joe Miller, on September 16, 2008, representing five Interior Alaska citizens, filed a lawsuit to stop the Alaska Legislative Council from looking into the scandal. He also wrote an opinion piece for the September 22, 2008 Catholic News Agency, extolling his theories and a pretty distorted statement of the facts. On October 16, 2008, just a month later, he voluntarily dismissed the case after a parallel case in Anchorage had been shot down. Think about it: the Judicial Branch telling the Legislative Branch what it can and cannot do about the Executive Branch. WC would assume a constitutional expert like Candidate Miller would know about the doctrine of separation of powers and know not to go there.

    But before quitting, Palin demonstrated her gratitude to Joe Miller for his efforts. The Alaska Judicial Council selects nominees for judgeships in Alaska. Three of the positions are appointed by the Governor and confirmed by the Senate. It’s a compensated position. Palin nominated Kathleen Tompkins-Miller – Mrs. Joe Miller – to fill one of those three seats. Her qualifications, as shown in her resume and at her confirmation hearing on February 20, 2009, seem to have been she was the mother of 8 kids, worked in her husband’s law office and “knew a lot of lawyers.” And, of course, her husband had been helpful to Sarah Palin.”


    1. BW,
      I’ve looked into this because Dave Parker is on the same panel. The only thing I’ve been told different than what you reported is that they are not compensated, but reimbursed for expenses.


      1. alan,
        And if you’re a friend of Sarah’s its evidently also acceptable to have child pornography on your computer. Surely you are a victim as no friend of Sarah’s would ever be involved with such a thing!


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