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Sarah Palin has featured a post on Facebook that is purportedly a quote from the Donald.  The quote is:

“Sarah Palin has been there since day one.  Incredible.”

It is unclear what “Day One” is.  The first time I remember seeing Palin with Trump was before Palin quit the One Nation bus tour.  Palin and Trump ate pizza with forks.

This is the picture and description of the meeting illustrated:

Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and Mrs Trump as they sit down for Pizza at LaFamiglia restaurant at West 50th and Broadway arrive , Manhattan for a chat with Donald Trump what is rumored to be her asking Donald to be her running mate in her bid to run for President. Original Filename: DSC_0117A.jpg

Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and Mrs Trump as they sit down for Pizza at LaFamiglia restaurant at West 50th and Broadway arrive , Manhattan for a chat with Donald Trump what is rumored to be her asking Donald to be her running mate in her bid to run for President. Original Filename: DSC_0117A.jpg

It’s ironic that Trump is now taking the oath of office today as the 45th President, and Sarah Palin is at home in Alaska eating  blueberry pie and moose chili.  It is amazing that since day one Sarah Palin presumed that she would be the candidate running for President, and Trump would be the second in command.  Now Trump will be the Commander in Chief, and Palin will be…and unemployed Grandma to several grandkids.  She wasn’t even invited by Trump to the inauguration.  Donald Trump made a video encouraging lots of people to attend his “really incredible” inauguration which will be “fantastic.”

Palin hasn’t given a reason for her non-attendance, but many suspect that Alaska is just too darn far away.

Other people have different reasons for not being able to attend the inauguration.  They include:

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What reason would you give for not attending?

 

 


 


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Most people think of golden glitzy Trump Tower when they think of a building associated with Donald Trump.

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However there is a new image associated with the inauguration of our 45th President.  It’s also an image associated with defecation, urination, and one of the most putrid smells known to the free world.   It is a port-a-potty, named after our 45th President,  Don’s Johns.

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No…wait.  Trump doesn’t have an ownership interest in the Porta-potty company known as “Don’s Johns”.  Admittedly Trump’s first name is “Donald” and his middle name is “John”.  Admittedly, many people have the same feeling after hearing a Trump speech and when they enter a port-a-potty.  Evidently the fact that someone was covering up the name of the port-a-potty company had little to do with Trump’s actual wishes, and instead a decision by the government office the AOC (Architect of the Capitol) who ordered that the names be covered up. There seems to be no designation of the out houses for those supporting Donald John Trump, and those protesting the inauguration of Donald John Trump.  There is evidently no designation of the outhouses as appropriate for males, females, LGBT or cross-dressers.

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It is ironic that Trump’s name is identical to that of the port-a-potty company.  It is ironic that Trump has suggested that government should “get out of the way”, but in this case he is the beneficiary of the government getting in the way.  The owner of Don’s Johns is angry that someone is covering up their company name and interfering with his latrines.

 

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The CEO of the Don’s John company, Rob Weghorst, is unhappy about the whole deal and is telling his employees to rip the tape off, saying, “We like to have our names on our units.”

The only thing unclear now is whether the Secret Service will allow pictures of the Donald coming out of “Don’s John.” Such a photo could later be used on a commemorative coin crafted to be a special memory of the inauguration of our 45th President.

 

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Tomorrow may be one of the most difficult days in the lives of many adults in America.  Many of us remember the shock and horror we felt on 9-11.  We were dismayed that something so horrible could happen to America.  We wondered how this could possibly happen.  Nothing anyone said made sense of it.  Nothing made us feel better.  I expect those same feelings to return tomorrow.  I find that when all seems lost, the best therapy is to find something to laugh about.  Thus I am sharing some of my favorite videos.  We’ve seen them before, but they still make us laugh.  Laugh with me to keep from crying.


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Rocker Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin laugh before a rally for Republican senate candidate John Raese at Haddad Riverfront Park in Charleston, W.Va., on Saturday, Oct. 30, 2010. (AP Photo/Jon C. Hancock)

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Sarah Palin represents the worst in American politics.  Some might say that Donald Trump is the worst, but at least he earned enough electoral votes to win the Presidency.  Sarah Palin was appointed by John McCain so she never won the majority of American votes.

For eight years Palin has made it her life mission to find fault with President Obama, without offering any alternative plans for anything.  As President Obama bids farewell to the White House, Sarah Palin authors an article for Breitbart referencing the “end of an error.”  It’s funny that Palin highlighted things that could have been said about her:

  1.  Astronomically increased debt.-  Palin left Wasilla  and the state of Alaska in greater debt that when she took office as mayor, and then as Governor.
  2. Disrespected law enforcement.-Palin has disrespected law enforcement in Alaska by avoiding accountability for the conduct of Todd being a pimp, by Sarah for speeding, by Bristol for brawling, by Track for domestic violence and by Willow by vandalizing a home.
  3. Numerous ticked off allies.– Both China and India were surely offended by Palin.

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4.  Demographic divisions.- Palin has a history of racist remarks.

When I think back over the last eight years, there are two highlights of Obama’s Presidency that stand out.

#1.  Affordable Health Care for Everyone.  Under the Affordable Health Care Act, 24 million people gained health insurance.  If repealed, those 24 million people would be added to the 29.6 million who would still be uninsured even if the ACA’s various programs had remained in place, for a total of 53.5 million uninsured people.

#2.  Taking Out Osama bin Laden.  Has anyone forgotten that it was President Obama who was responsible for finding and killing Osama bin Laden.

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2977 People were killed in the attack of 9-11.  Thousands of family members will never forget that tragedy.  There are lasting effects to our country.  I will never forget that attack, the resolve of the American people, and the President who was responsible for holding the terrorist accountable for this tragedy.

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As Sarah Palin fades into obscurity, she represents the “”End of an Error.”  Donald Trump ensured this end by  failing to name Sarah Palin to any position in his cabinet.  Bye, bye, bye.

Evolution of the Feminine Mystique

Just Say NO to BS

The Ignorance of Sarah Palin

Rebuttal to the Rogue

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