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These aren’t likely as they include a last name different than Palin or Meyer.
Mustard M. Mustard
Bristol and Dakota don’t live in New Zealand, where you have submit your chosen baby name for approval — which may be a good thing judging by the names they wouldn’t allow. They banned parents from naming their child Lucifer, 4real and (saving the best for last) — Anal. Names that have been approved include the very normal names of Violence and Midnight Chardonnay.
Some well-meaning parents might come up with a great name but fail to consider the initials. Oops! Some of these are cute and funny, but some are just plain wrong! Check out some of our favorite initials fails from actual children’s names.
Bronson May (BM or bowel movement)
Heather Tina Marie Lawson (HTML)
Patty Marie Smith (PMS or premenstrual syndrome)
Frank Max Lyons (FML)
Lucy Orion Laws (LOL or “laugh out loud”)
Priscilla Indigo Green (PIG)
Chris Orson Williams (COW)
Georgia Ann Smith (GAS)
Francine Upton (FU)
Peter Upton (PU)
Sophia Helen Isla Thompson (We will let you figure that one out!)
Bryce Olsen (BO as in body odor)
William Thomas Ford (WTF)
If they had twins they might consider these names that some people have actually used:
Catherine and Katherine
Sonny and Cher
Thelma and Louise
Laurel and Hardy
Harry and Sally
Jack and Jill
X and Y
Big and Bigger
Jennifer and Angelina
This One and That One
These you need to say out loud!
Drew P. Weiner
Heywood U. Cuddleme
Given Bristol’s choice of names for Tripp, we know that Bristol is following in the tradition of naming her children to commemorate something memorable in her life at the time of conception. Of course it is always possible that she is already pregnant, as that would be worth a lot of money to sell the new pictures of her baby to People. But I thought we might help her out by giving her a list of names for the child to start thinking about. Given the fact that they got engaged in Las Vegas, and met as a result of Sarah Palin’s Amazing America, these are obvious choices for names:
Black-Jack (B.J. for a nickname)
Do you have any other ideas? Send them today,you never know how soon they might be needed!
Todd’s wasn’t funny.