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I fart in your general direction.

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Help, help Iā€™m being repressed!

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bristol and dakota

These aren’t likely as they include a last name different than Palin or Meyer.

Gamble Moore
Doctor Love
Fever Bender
Mumps Sykes
Lust Garten
Sloth Washton
Envy Burger
Beef Cooper
Banana Bowdy
Cabbage Haywood
Cherry Grant
Lunch Magee
Dinner Ware
Cook Cook
Wrath Gordon
Greed McGrew
Clover Field
Mayo Head
Bread White
Mustard M. Mustard

Bristol and Dakota don’t live in New Zealand, where you have submit your chosen baby name for approval ā€” which may be a good thing judging by the names they wouldn’t allow. They banned parents from naming their child Lucifer, 4real and (saving the best for last) ā€” Anal. Names that have been approved include the very normal names of Violence and Midnight Chardonnay.

Some well-meaning parents might come up with a great name but fail to consider the initials. Oops! Some of these are cute and funny, but some are just plain wrong! Check out some of our favorite initials fails from actual children’s names.

Bronson May (BM or bowel movement)
Heather Tina Marie Lawson (HTML)
Patty Marie Smith (PMS or premenstrual syndrome)
Frank Max Lyons (FML)
Lucy Orion Laws (LOL or “laugh out loud”)
Priscilla Indigo Green (PIG)
Chris Orson Williams (COW)
Georgia Ann Smith (GAS)
Francine Upton (FU)
Peter Upton (PU)
Sophia Helen Isla Thompson (We will let you figure that one out!)
Bryce Olsen (BO as in body odor)
William Thomas Ford (WTF)

If they had twins they might consider these names that some people have actually used:

Catherine and Katherine
Sonny and Cher
Thelma and Louise
Laurel and Hardy
Harry and Sally
Jack and Jill
X and Y
Big and Bigger
Jennifer and Angelina
This One and That One

These you need to say out loud!

Al Coholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Jacques Strap
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Drew P. Weiner
Amanda Huggenkiss
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks
Eura Snotball
Ollie Tabooger
Heywood U. Cuddleme
Maya Normousbutt
Yuri Nater


Given Bristol’s choice of names for Tripp, we know that Bristol is following in the tradition of naming her children to commemorate something memorable in her life at the time of conception. Of course it is always possible that she is already pregnant, as that would be worth a lot of money to sell the new pictures of her baby to People. But I thought we might help her out by giving her a list of names for the child to start thinking about. Given the fact that they got engaged in Las Vegas, and met as a result of Sarah Palin’s Amazing America, these are obvious choices for names:

Strip

Vegas

las vegas sign

Craps

Slots

old lady slots

Dice

Jack

Black-Jack (B.J. for a nickname)

Card

Chip

Winner

Looser

gambling rehab

High

Stakes

Roller

Roulette

roulette

Red

America

Hitch

Sarah

Palin

Joke

Scam

Grift

Vet

Soldier

Abstinence

Unrealistic

Diamond

bristol's ring close up

Fraud

C.Z.

Stunt

Do you have any other ideas? Send them today,you never know how soon they might be needed!


calm down one cow

calm down two

calm down three sloth

calm down four mccain palin

calm down five chick

calm down six dog

calm down seven dalmations

calm down eight cartoon

calm down nine polar bears

calm down ten babies


Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.


Todd’s wasn’t funny.

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These are!


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