Here are the details. The only thing they forgot to mention is the type of clown car in which the participants will ride.

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clown 3

clown car 4

clown car republicans

 

#clowncar,#republican, #debate, #funny


palin neck

 

5.  Each eats what they kill.

skunk eat kills egg

palin moose

 

6.  Each can vary in size.

skunk small

palin no boobs

April 26, 2013: Sarah Palin addresses The Women's Resource Medical Centers of Southern Nevada at The Rio All Suite Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mandatory Credit: INFphoto.com Ref: infusny-244|sp|

April 26, 2013: Sarah Palin addresses The Women’s Resource Medical Centers of Southern Nevada at The Rio All Suite Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Mandatory Credit: INFphoto.com Ref: infusny-244|sp|

 

7.  Each treats their young like an animal.

palin thanksgiving trig arm neckchocking

skunk carry baby

 

8.  Nobody in their right mind would be around either.

skunk tailup night

palin rages

 

9.  Both emit a foul stench.  A skunk blows it out his/her anal sphincter.  Sarah…well you just fill in here…

 

10.  Both are polygynous, meaning that males mate with more than one female.

todd palin natl enquirer shailey tripp

11.  Both are cute when they are young, and not so cute as they get older.

palin dead baby bear

baby skunk

palin ugly

Unlike the Palin kids, when skunks reach maturity they leave their mother’s home.

#sarahpalin, #sarah, #palin,#skunk,#funny


I thought Joni Earnst was over the top with her commercial about castrating hogs.  At least the reference to cutting pork had something to do with Congress.  However Ted Cruz’s new video (thanks Steve) doesn’t relate to anything!  It’s as if Cruz thinks that he’ll earn someone’s vote by showing that he can bring home the bacon that he fried up on his gun?????

 

 

This has got to be the most absurd commercial for a Presidential Candidate in the History of the United States.  It reminds me of this one from long ago, but the woman was smart enough to use a frying pan instead of a gun.

 

 

 

#machine,#gun,””#machinegun, #bacon,#tedcruz,#absurd


Rick Perry has been indicted on two felony counts for using his office as Governor to coerce a public official.

rick perry mug shot

 

This morning Ken Paxton, the Republican attorney general of Texas, was indicted on two first-degree felonies for securities fraud, and a third-degree felony for failing to register with the state to sell securities.

Paxton is accused of having defrauded two individuals of more than $100,000.

 

 In case you were wondering what an attorney general is doing when he’s not committing securities fraud here are his duties:
  • defend the laws and the Constitution of the State of Texas
  • represent the State in litigation
  • approve public bond issues

To fulfill these responsibilities, the Office of the Attorney General serves as legal counsel to all boards and agencies of state government, issues legal opinions when requested by the Governor, heads of state agencies and other officials and agencies as provided by Texas statutes, sits as an ex-officio member of state committees and commissions, and defends challenges to state laws and suits against both state agencies and individual employees of the State.

The Office of the Attorney General has taken on numerous other roles through the years. Texas statutes contain nearly 2000 references to the Attorney General. In addition to its constitutionally prescribed duties, the Office of the Attorney General files civil suits upon referral by other state agencies. In some circumstances, the Attorney General has original jurisdiction to prosecute violations of the law, but in most cases, criminal prosecutions by the Attorney General are initiated only upon the request of a local prosecutor.

Thus,inTexas the very person charged with enforcing the law is charged with breaking the law.

Securities fraud violations above that amount are first-degree felonies under state law. If convicted, Paxton could face a sentence of five years to life in prison and a fine of not more than $10,000.

Ted Cruz  has identified Paxton as  his good friend.

“Ken Paxton is a direct result of Ted Cruz’s support and the broken ethical standards set by Greg Abbott,” said Texas Democratic strategist Matt Angle of the Lone Star Project, “Barely a year ago, Abbott and Cruz couldn’t hug Ken Paxton closely enough. Now they need to find the guts to explain why they backed Paxton and how they will clean up the mess they’ve made.”

As recently as a month ago, Cruz was standing by Paxton.

“Ken Paxton is a good man,” the senator said during a book signing stop at the Costco in Arlington. “I trust that the judicial and the criminal law system will proceed fairly and appropriately to investigate any allegations of criminal violations.”

paxton and cruz

#cruz, #paxton,#felony,#indictment, #republican,#tedcruz, #texas,#texasrepublicanfelons

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