Stop! You might think you were imagining something! If you went to Bristol’s blog this morning, you might think that she didn’t post anything between May 16th, and May 26th. If you went to her blog today you would see a post from the 16th, and this one from yesterday:

“I feel like I need to address the elephant-in-the-room on this blog, since you guys have been with me through thick and thin. When I first got engaged, you were the first ones I wanted to tell.
I guess you have seen by now that the wedding — that was supposed to happen last weekend — was called off. I’m sure you’ve seen this has been all over the media, but this is a painful time for family and friends and I would just really appreciate your prayers.
I know God’s plan is greater than anything else, and Tripp and I are in Alaska beginning to rebuild our lives under much different circumstances than we anticipated.
Thank you for all of your love and support. ”

It reminds me of Bristol’s plea, reiterated on Sarah’s facebook page,

Regarding salacious headlines in recent days about “secret wives”, Dakota and I discussed our past relationships prior to our engagement. Dakota was legally divorced years ago, as any good reporter could and should have disclosed to readers. As usual, false stories and dramatically written headlines begging controversy should be disregarded, and we have faith that our privacy will be respected at this time by those with decency. Thank you! – Bristol”
– Sarah Palin

That was Sarah’s post from May the 18th which was re-posting a plea from Bristol’s blog. While Sarah’s post doesn’t contain a link or reference to the date of Bristol’s post, Sarah uses quotation marks to repeat Bristol’s words. Sarah is repeating Bristol’s plea to have the decency to respect her privacy at this difficult time. Bristol specifically explained that she and Dakota had discussed their past relationships. Bristol didn’t say that they had discussed their past marriages, but she has certainly left the impression that Dakota told her about his first wife. Now in her post of yesterday Bristol, plays the victim. She explains that she and Tripp are trying to “rebuild their lives.”

Instead of eating barbecue in Kentucky, Bristol asks people to feel sorry for her and Tripp as they try to rebuild their shattered lives. The truth is that she wasn’t doing anything with Tripp this weekend, she was camping with friends.

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Tripp wasn’t with her. She was camping with other families with children, but Tripp was not with her.

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First she wanted us to believe that Dakota had told her about his first wife. Later after she failed to attend the family barbecue, and posted pictures on Instagram illustrating what fun she was having back in Alaska, somebody decided to change the narrative. Now Bristol plays the victim and suggests that she and Tripp are trying to rebuild their lives. As if to say that someone destroyed their lives, Bristol asks for prayers.

Maybe she should ask her friend to pray for her.

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Why didn’t she ask for any prayers for her poor brother who’s missing his leg? Bristol forgot to end her post by thanking a vet for his sacrifice.

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Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin addresses attendees at the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, Tenn., Saturday, Feb. 6, 2010.  (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)


Just when you thought Sarah Palin couldn’t surprise you ever again with her stupidity, she does. If you thought she was finished making a fool of herself, you were wrong.
She thinks she is an expert on everything from building dikes to solve a spill in the Gulf, to the American Revolution,

to military maneuvers, including those with worms.
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Sarah has now shared her views on the drought in California. Sarah has outdone herself with this recent rant. It has earned her a nomination for the Guinness World Book of Records as the Stupidest Person in the World. She may be featured with the man with the most toothpicks in his beard,
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the person with the most snails on her face,
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and the person with the tallest hair.

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Sarah has shown her ignorance before. So why is this time so different? It is the number of things she said in such a short statement that distinguishes this rant about water conservation in California, from the multitudeof stupid things Sarah has previously said. Here is a list of the reasons that Sarah should be considered for the distinction as the stupidest person in the world.

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1. Palin suggests that the drought in California has been caused by the Democratic Governor Jerry Brown.
a. The drought being experienced in California has persisted for the last 15 Years. California hasn’t experienced anything comparable to this 15 year drought since the 1150″s and 1160’s.

b. During the last 15 years, California has had a Republican Governor as long as it has had a Democratic Governor. Looking back in time since Reagan was Governor, California’s Governors have been Republican twice the amount of time Democratic Governors have served.

2. Palin attacks Governor Jerry Brown for limiting the water consumption of Californians. He has issued an order mandating a 25% decrease in use of water in the state. He has also convened an interagency Drought Task Force to provide a coordinated assessment of the State’s dry conditions and provide recommendations on current and future state actions. “The response to this statewide disaster requires the combined efforts of all state agencies…”

3. Palin’s suggestion to solve the drought is first to build more reservoirs.Inherent in the notion of building a reservoir is the assumption is that there is something to hold in a reservoir. In California the existing lakes and reservoirs are drying up. The amount of water held in a reservoir is dependent on rainfall.

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Saying California needs more reservoirs is like saying that there is not water shortage because water is still coming out of the tap when we turn the faucet on. Su

Even if there were water to hold in a reservoir, they are highly expensive to build. Taxes in California would have to go up.

4. Palin also advocates that California build desalinization plants. The only desalinization plant that has been built in California cost over $1 BILLION DOLLARS.

A worker walks by racks containing the reverse osmosis cartridges at the  billion Carlsbad desalination plant in Carlsbad, CA on Monday, May 5, 2014. When completed in 2016, it will be the largest desalination plant in the western hemisphere and will produce 50 million gallons per day and will supplement the regional water supply.  (Photo by Scott Varley/Media News Group)

A worker walks by racks containing the reverse osmosis cartridges at the billion Carlsbad desalination plant in Carlsbad, CA on Monday, May 5, 2014. When completed in 2016, it will be the largest desalination plant in the western hemisphere and will produce 50 million gallons per day and will supplement the regional water supply.
(Photo by Scott Varley/Media News Group)

Palin has spent the last 7 years talking about reigning in spending. She has said it is “idiotic” to increase taxes.

California currently ranks as the state with the very highest state tax rate at 13.3%. Thus while Sarah claims to be opposed to any increase in taxes, she advocates spending Billions of Dollars in California to develop desalinization plants.

California is already the state with LARGEST debt, which is estimated to be $778 Billion. If state debt were considered on per-capita basis Alaska is the state with the largest debt to person ratio. Alaska’s debt is $40,714 per person.

There is nothing more important that a government can do for its citizens than providing clean water. Governor Brown has imposed restrictions on the citizens of California after trying to rely on the people of California to voluntarily do the right thing. He set a goal for the state of 20% reduction. The reduction actually realized was only 6.7%. When they did not voluntarily reduce water consumption sufficiently the Governor, who had not quit and shirked his responsibility, was forced to take action. The imposed reduction was a way to reduce consumption without raising taxes. It is the only action available to the Governor to address the crisis in California without increasing the state debt.

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Sarah Palin deserves to be recognized by the Guinness World Book of Records as the Stupidest Person in the World. Her attack of Governor Brown for doing the only thing he could do, was unnecessary, foolish, unwarranted, and stupid. The water shortage in California has nothing to do with political parties. For Palin to suggest Governor Brown was acting in a partisan way is perhaps the stupidest thing Palin has ever said

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As of the time of posting this article, it is unclear whether Guinness World Book of Records will accept my nomination of Sarah for this award!  I have filled out the appropriate form, and it is now up to them to accept or reject my nomination.



Shame on everyone reading today. I asked you to have some decency. Remember, Sarah and Bristol asked that we have some Decency and respect their privacy at this emotional time. Imagine the embarrassment for Sarah that her daughter was going to have to be re-born, once again, as a virgin. Imagine the humiliation of Bristol in having to return to Kentucky to eat barbecue and pretend that she ever loved Dakota Meyer. Imagine how uncomfortable Bristol would have felt if she had attended the party in her honor when she didn’t know the guests! Imagine the embarrassment if one of the guests at the barbecue had to use the restroom and found Bristol’s underwear hanging out to dry?

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Sarah seemed to know Rick, but we have never seen a picture of Bristol and Rick Leventhall.

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Have some decency! Those pictures were posted on the Facebook pages of Sarah and Dakota. They clearly have no decency!

Then there was this picture posted of Track.

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People have no shame! To poke fun of an amputee…this is outrageous! Have some decency and respect our wounded warriors.

Bristol has posted this picture of she and a “friend”.

bristol camping friend

Have some decency! Don’t look at the picture. Tripp isn’t in it! Somebody might suggest that Bristol abandoned Tripp on this special weekend.

We know from Bristol’s book that she had no decency when she went camping with Levi, and then wrote about getting pregnant while on a camping trip. I just have to wonder if Bristol is planning a new book, entitled “Camping with Girls: Abstinence is Not Reasonable”. I would ask all the readers of this blog to have some decency and don’t buy that book if Bristol tells about her camping experience with her girl-friend.

The next time the Palins have a barbecue, have some decency and don’t look at the pictures they post on social media.

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David Letterman remembered some of his most memorable guests from the last 22 years, that didn’t include Sarah Palin.

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In an exclusive interview, People magazine reports on an interview of Sarah Palin regarding her description of the Palin Family-Secret Service Brawl that took place yesterday in Kentucky. As of this morning, there have been no pictures posted to the Facebook pages of Dakota Meyer or Sarah Palin indicating that the family barbeque ever took place. Bristol’s blog doesn’t have any pictures or reports on the party. Thus there is no independent way to verify the truth of this report. However Sarah said it was true,so it must be. This is what anonymous media sources are reporting:

Tripp was the designated shooter for the brawl. He wasn’t supposed to be consuming alcohol at the party, so he was the logical one to be chosen.

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Whether because of his age, his violation of rules regarding legal age for consumption of alcohol, or just his desire to tryout his new gun, Tripp reportedly opened fire on the crowd. Sarah was reported to have asked Tripp if he knew who she was. In the hurry of the guests to remove themselves from the line of fire, someone stepped on Bristol’s sunglasses. She was interviewed by police after the fact. It was unclear what happened, but it was clear that it was a fucking mess.

Bristol’s sunglasses were broken, and she spilled her drink, which she was holding between her knees.

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In the confusion that erupted during the shooting, the rings got mixed up. Sarah ended up with the diamond,

sarah wearing bristol's ring

and Tripp ended up with the gun-barrel ring.

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Fortunately the only person actually injured in the shooting was Bristol. It seems that her breasts were caught in Tripp’s crosshairs. Bristol has been heli-ported to the local hospital in Wasilla for breast-realignment surgery. Doctors from the Mat-Su hospital are reporting that they expect Bristol to have a full recovery, although she may never dance again.

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The members of the Secret Service reportedly arrived to protect the 2008 Vice Presidential candidate and her husband. A.T. Smith, Mark Sullivan, Charles Edwards, and David Nieland were all there. At the time Tripp opened fire they were passed out in the barn at the Meyer’s family farm, having consumed to much of what the Palins were shoveling. Tripp escaped as he ran away from the lone agent, who was still conscious. Tripp jumped the fence on the Meyer family farm, using the family dog for leverage, and ran into the woods.

palin dog with tripp

Todd created a diversion for Tripp as he made his get-away by distracting David Chaney. Chaney was reportedly found this morning hung over. Dakota Meyer’s father claimed that Chaney under-paid him for use of one of his favorite horses the previous night.

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Chaney’s attorney was reported to be giving “no comment” regarding the incident. Joe Clancey, the acting director of the Secret Service, said that there was not one “scintilla” of evidence connecting Chaney to the horse in question. The Washington Post reported this morning that Chaney has resigned from his position at the Secret Service, but tomorrow we expect to find out that Chaney is still on the payroll of the Secret Service.

Sarah Palin reported that she was invited to appear at the family barbeque. She was asked to bring barbeque moose, and her signature blueberry pie.

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Being the multitalented politician that she is, Sarah Palin was first seen serving food to the many guests in attendance.

palin steelman serving food

After dinner she bestowed the Family-Virtues Medal of Honor on two worthy recipients, Dakota Meyer and Josh Duggar.

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On the flight home Sarah unexpectedly gave birth to Siamese twin boys that she is naming Twin-One and Twin-Two. She explained that the choice of names “Twin” had nothing to do with the physical malady of Siamese twins. All the boys in the Palin family have “T” names, and “Twin” was the name of a distant uncle who gave his life in service of his country. The names “One” and “Two” were chosen by God.

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On May 18th Sarah Palin re-posted a note from Bristol explaining that “we have faith that our privacy will be respected at this time by those with decency. Thank you!” – Bristol”
Sarah Palin

For goodness sake, please respect the privacy as the Palin family gathers to eat their B-bque in Kentucky tonight.

If you are curious about the affair, you can rely on Sarah’s description of the event. She gave an exclusive interview to People magazine explaining that the event won’t be a wedding, but a “celebration of life.”Because Sarah feels that”Nothing is more precious to us than family, faith and America’s freedom.” I’m calling on every person who follows the Palins to realize that THEY will tell you what you need to know. Remember when Sara said on March 14th,that the families couldn’t be happier!
Remember when Bristol posted a picture of the ring. That was May 6th. Bristol posted news on her internet blog that the wedding was less than a month away.
Then on May 8th, she posted a remark about her “future husband.” Then on May 13th, Bristol posted another article entitled “MY Man Crush”

Isn’t it obvious? If there is anything we need to know about the engagement,the wedding, the happy couple living together, the end of the engagement, who ended up with the ring,what kind of bbque they be eating for the party tonight or whether Todd would invite any girls to the party, the Palins will tell us on social media, or tell People magazine. Otherwise, respect their privacy! Do you know who Sarah Palin is?

There is one nagging question that I hope they will answer soon. Are they going to auction off the wedding gifts? If so, what do you think we would have to pay to be the highest bidder for these?

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Yesterday I posted an article on the number of Republicans who have posed with Child Molester Josh Duggar. I found pictures of Duggar with Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, and Scott Walker.

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“m” brought this article from Raw Story to our attention. The story illustrates virtually all the leaders of the GOP have associated themselves Josh Duggar, the admitted child molester. The long list of leaders of the party of the Christian conservatives to have posed with Dugar includes:

Reince Priebus

Jeb Bush

JoniErnst

Bobby Jindal

Rick Perry

Mike Huckabee

Rick Santorum

Ted Cruz

Scott Walker

Rand Paul

and of course Sarah and Bristol Palin.

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palin bristol duggar

You could excuse these politicians for posing with Mr. Duggar as they probably didn’t all know that he was a child molester. However the type of people that Republicans have knowingly associated with paints a graphic picture of the character traits they look for in their supporters.

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WASHINGTON - OCTOBER 25: Chairman and CEO of the Fox News Network Roger Ailes participates in the "America's Best Leaders: How do they lead? Where are they taking us?" National Issues Briefing hosted by U.S. News and World Report October 25, 2005 at the National Press Club in Washington, DC. The talk was held in collaboration with the Center for Public Leadership at Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government.  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images for U.S. News and World Report)

WASHINGTON – OCTOBER 25: Chairman and CEO of the Fox News Network Roger Ailes participates in the “America’s Best Leaders: How do they lead? Where are they taking us?” National Issues Briefing hosted by U.S. News and World Report October 25, 2005 at the National Press Club in Washington, DC. The talk was held in collaboration with the Center for Public Leadership at Harvard University’s John F. Kennedy School of Government. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images for U.S. News and World Report)

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