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‘We don’t ever talk about Bristol Palin,’ said Meyer’s grandfather Dwight when asked about the pregnancy announcement.
‘We don’t ever discuss her in this family,’. Dakota’s grandparents said.

For grandparents to refuse to speak of someone in their home is a very telling sign to me that Bristol is NOT carrying Dakota’s baby. While some commentators have indicated that this may be an indication that the baby IS Dakota’s, my impression is that grandparents would not refuse to speak to the mother of their grandchild. To me, this is a clear indication that the baby is not Dakota’s.

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“Hating requires caring. In which case, I couldn’t possibly hate you.”
― Alyson Noel, Blue Moon

“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it’s indifference.”
― Elie Wiesel

In spite of breast implants, plastic surgery, hair extensions, and a special needs child, Sarah Palin is falling into the abyss of irrelevance. By all measures, most people don’t care about Sarah Palin. What a Great Day for America!

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Let me begin by clearly stating my biases. I have written two books on Sarah Palin, and lost money on them. I have written on this blog for 4½ years and have never earned a penny for my time. I have a suit pending in Federal Court, to attempt to uncover the truth about the Palins, and have incurred over $30,000 dollars in attorney fees. I have received death threats. My family has been threatened. Just this week, I received a copy of a complaint filed by a “concerned citizen” with the Texas Bar asserting that I was practicing law without a license. I was unable to respond as there was no return address given by this “concerned citizen.” The citizen wasn’t concerned enough to get their basic facts right, as a single phone call to the Texas Bar would have confirmed that I am an active member in good standing. I have never had a complaint filed against me, and never had an ethics violation filed. Yet this “concerned citizen” copied Sarah Palin on this letter. Certainly, this coward, who was unwilling to disclose his name or address, was predictably, a Palin supporter.

Today an article written by David French appears in the National Review. The first paragraph of this article is strangely similar to the first paragraph of an article he wrote last fall defending Bristol after her “f” tirade at the Palin family brawl. Both articles devote the entire first paragraph to the accomplishments of he and his wife. Anyone reading either article would have been drawn to the article to read about poor pathetic Bristol Palin, who has been victimized by the liberal elites. However Mr. French advertises himself at the outset, having used Bristol’s name to garner attention.

If you read far enough to get past the personal advertisement, Mr. French’s defense of Bristol is focused on her advocacy of both abstinence and birth control to prevent teen pregnancy. Mr. French writes:

The grace of God gives us not just the humility to acknowledge failure and disappointment but also the resolve to face an uncertain or intimidating future.”

Thus Mr. French refers to Bristol’s pregnancy as a “failure” and a “disappointment.” I guess he forgot to check Bristol’s blog . She didn’t seem to have been given the “grace of God” when she referred to the “giddy assholes” in her blog post. When she called people who criticized her “giddy assholes” she didn’t seem to be seeking enlightenment, but instead vengeance. Most importantly, Mr. French seems to have missed the part where Bristol declared this was a “planned” pregnancy. She WANTED to get pregnant. Bristol wasn’t abstinent. Bristol wasn’t using birth control. She was a single woman who WANTED to get pregnant.

Bristol has made it clear that this was not a “failure” but a victory. It was not a “disappointment” but a time to be proud that she achieved her goal. Mr. French must not have realized that Bristol’s goals had changed.

Bristol got what she wanted…another child out of wedlock. People, like myself, who have written about Bristol’s pregnancy are not “haters”. I don’t hate Bristol. What I hate is the hypocrisy of being an advocate for abstinence, making money off people who believe in what she is saying, but living a completely different life. What I hate is a person trying to generate publicity for himself by using Bristol’s pregnancy to get attention. What I hate even more is defending Bristol’s “failure” and “disappointment” by arguing that she advocated both abstinence and contraception. Obviously she didn’t practice abstinence, or use contraception, because she wanted to get pregnant, and she did.

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If it were Bristol, it seems she would love the chance to curse in front of an audience, expressing her rage.

We have seen Sarah imply the use of the “f” word, but haven’t actually seen her do that in public. She throws around the “WTF” letters as if that makes it acceptable to curse at or about our President.

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin addresses attendees at the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, Tenn., Saturday, Feb. 6, 2010.  (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin addresses attendees at the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, Tenn., Saturday, Feb. 6, 2010. (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)

Sadly, Jon Stewart will be leaving the Daily Show in August. For his last show he has invited, among others, Sarah Palin to retaliate for the jokes Stewart has made at her expense. He has actually invited her to return for his last show for a “fuck you” moment.

In case you don’t remember some of the skits on comedy central making fun of Palin, here are some of my personal favorites:

1. Waterboarding

2. Paul Revere

3. Squirmish


4. The Bus Tour

5.Jon Stewart talking to Chris Wallace on Sarah Palin

6. Stewart’s Discussion of Palin’s Iowa Speech.

7. McCain continues to set himself up for a Sarah Palin joke

8. Stewart’s commentary on Palin’s call for impeachment of the President.

9. Stewart’s commentary on Palin’s reference to the War on Christmas.

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10. Palin praises Stewart. Go to 3:00 on the tape.

11. Stewart on Palin’s appearance on Today show.

12. Racist or Not Racist? Sarah is just stupid, not necessarily racist.

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WE knew after the family brawl that Bristol had a foul mouth, and wan’t afraid to use it in public.

Now Bristol has proven that she can cuss in writing in addition to verbally assaulting someone.

I wonder how much higher Sarah’s heart can soar?

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.

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It is hard to imagine a person so foolish as to pay good money to buy a book written by Sarah Palin.

However, to give these people the benefit of the doubt, this was filmed before this:

It was also before this:

However in a comment posted today on Sarah’s Facebook page, we see a comment from “Brenda Gill.” Brenda writes:

“I wish Sarah Palin would get in too but if she doesn’t I hope she challeges (sic) that woman Senator Wakowski (sic) in Alaska. The Senator needs to be replaced.”

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The amazing thing is not that a Palin supporter was so ignorant. The amazing thing is that someone allowed the comment to be posted. We might describe that person as:

1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
2. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
4. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
5. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
6. A few clowns short of a circus.
7. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
8. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
9. A few beers short of a six-pack.
10. Dumber than a box of hair. 11. A few peas short of a casserole.
12. One taco short of a combination plate.
13. All foam, no beer.
14. The cheese slid off his cracker.
15. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
16. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 2
17. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 18. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
19. As smart as bait.
20. His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
21. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
22. Surfing in Nebraska.
22. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.
23. One sandwich short of a picnic.
24. The light’s on, but nobody’s home.
25. If dumb were dirt, he’d cover about an acre.

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Megyn Kelly of Fox has proved herself to be the champion of respecting privacy concerns. When the Duggar girls were embarrassed by the disclosure of the inappropriate touching of them by their brother Megyn protected their privacy by doing an exclusive interview of the girls, so that only Fox News audiences would know of their ultra-sensitive and embarrassing experience. Only 250,000 people have watched the video on you tube.

Bristol Palin has made a plea that people respect her privacy regarding the pregnancy she announced on social media. She posted a picture of a sonogram of a baby, but it probably wasn’t her child. She would never publicize the pictures of her child for money or celebrity.

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Because Bristol hasn’t disclosed who is the father, or when the baby is due, or who she has slept with during the last 9 months, it is clear that this type of information is private, and should only be revealed for a lot of money …on national news. Anonymous sources think that this would be a perfect opportunity for Megyn Kelly on Fox to help Bristol protect her privacy, and at the same time help her financially. It seems likely the show will air soon, as it is unclear when the baby is due. Certainly Fox would want to do an interview with Bristol when pregnant, and then one after the baby is born.

It is anticipated that Bristol won’t disclose in the interview who the father is, how many people she has had sex with over the last year, or weather her virginity was stolen this time. It is anticipated that those topics will be the subject of her new book, set to come out in time for Christmas.

Unnamed sources think the subject of the Megyn Kelly’s interview will be Bristol’s choice of names for the baby(ies) she is carrying. The problem is that Bristol didn’t avoid this situation, and didn’t pause before she played.

Thus there is a significant dispute as to whether these are names that Bristol chose for her child/children or whether some liberal blogger just made them up. The names considered for her child/children are:

1. If a boy, TRIGGER. It is a “T” name. It would be a reminder of guns, and Uncle Trig.

2. If a girl, TRIXIE. It is a “T” name. It would be a way to honor Todd’s entrepreneurial spirit.

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3. If twin boys, T and T. It is a “T” name. It would be a reminder of explosives. If it was hard to remember which twin was which, you’d never be wrong by calling each “T”. TnT would be a catchy title for Sarah’s next book.


4. If twin girls, THING 1 and THING 2.

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They are both “T” names. Dr. Suess is one of Sarah’s favorite authors.

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1 and 2 would be really cute nicknames.

5. If twins, a boy and a girl, Shay for the girl, and Lee for the boy. Bristol would be able to call all of her kids to come for dinner, calling Shaylie Tripp. The kids would all be honored to be named for a famous author and masseuse.

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They’d also share something in common with their Grandpa.

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In the tradition of Republican Candidates for President, Donald Trump has insulted a racial minority of Americans. In a recent speech Trump indicated that Mexicans who come to the United States who are drug lords, criminals, and rapists.

He explained that he “assumed” that some of them are good people. The clear indication was that while he has never known a Mexican who was a good person, he assumes they do exist.

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NBC told Trump “You’re fired!” and it wasn’t because of his hair.

Sarah Palin posted a Facebook message announcing that her heart was soaring today. The Mama Grizzly was so proud of Todd’s entrepreneurial spirit, and Bristol’s prolific spirit, that she was unable to contain her heart as it soared above the clouds.

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Just kidding.

Sarah Palin has proclaimed the value of “common-sense-conservative women.”  She proclaimed that they “get things done.”  Those women are “standing up and speaking out.”

Do you think that she was talking about Bristol?  Palin has still not acknowledged which part of her body is responding to the news of Bristol’s pregnancy. Maybe Sarah could just copy the post she did after Bristol used the f word 16 times in a minute and 1/2 of video, while talking to a Policeman after the brawl.

That was much more offensive than the fact that she is pregnant again. Sarah could say:
” I love my Bristol! My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet. I have to say this as a proud mama: right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate, my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar….”

Bristol has indicated that she has only decided two things about this child. (1) She’s going to decorate the nursery in a chamo theme.

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(2)She’s going to be more understanding with this child about potty training.

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